Ling Ching bong won’t livky tong

Someone who is being a fucking pussy and doesn’t do what they say they will

“Preston is being a ling Ching bong won’t livky tong”

by WifeBeater72 April 2, 2023

Tan Xiao Tong

A beauty, a talented designer and most importantly... She'll be Kai Wen's life partner.

Don't try argued with her. She's armed.

Love you, Tan Xiao Tong.
You so TXT, can't discuss with you.

by 20160309 November 22, 2021

Fat Tong

It means that you are fatter than a pig. He is the principal of La Salle College. Everyone calls him fat Tong

Don’t eat so much poop or you will be fat Tong!

by Tong Wun Sing November 8, 2018

Tong

Someone who is incredibly retarded

Hey kino you: tong

by PokeyAndLukey November 6, 2019

Tong

a stuipid and ugly person

OH GOD!!! WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT ITS BROKEN YOU TONG!!!!!

by YEETUS El Goat August 24, 2022

Tong Touy

Brand of cheap Chinese clothing, often low quality and bought online.

Oh my god that guy is such a dork, his whole outfit is Tong Touy.

by Duxxdel March 26, 2022

Brown Tongs

A description for the hands of a brown coloured person when used for theft.

"Where did you get those new shoes Wiremu?"
"I just used my Brown Tongs and took them from outside the Marae."

by Scranax March 26, 2025