when a male inserts his penis into an asshole filled with feces. The person who's asshole is being occupied then proceeds to push with extreme force, causing the whistle rocket to occur.
by funkyaaron February 18, 2005
When your partner goes to Mexico or another country south of the border, swallows a bunch of coke wrapped in condoms, returns to your home, and then shits them all out onto your face or body.
Beatrice was ecstatic when her girlfriend Mabel returned from a trip to Central America and said she had a big surprise. Did she ever! They were enjoying the fruits of that Tijuana drop-off for weeks!
by Drew Dawg September 13, 2007
When two parties, preferably wasted on tequila and payote, tie their dominant wrists together (right wrist for right handed person) with a band of leather and proceed to fight to the death with 6 inch switchblade knifes. Some variants prefer to use broken tequila bottles.
by spokane_slasher November 12, 2010
The female counterpart to the Texas Belt Buckle. When a lady flashes a front wedgie and both lips pop out the sides. Can also be spelled like the flower, tulip.
Dude you won’t believe it, I was walking around with a Texas Belt Buckle and this chick came by and flashed a Tijuana Two-Lip. I’d never seen anything like it!
by A_Joy96 April 13, 2021
When a string is tied around a man's testicles, and the other end is tied to a door handle. The door is then slammed shut. It has been rumored to be a form torture in Guantanamo Bay.
Chad: Dude, why is Kurt talking with such a high voice?
Tucker: Dude, he got a Tijuana Tooth Pull at the Frat house last night. It was so chill.
Tucker: Dude, he got a Tijuana Tooth Pull at the Frat house last night. It was so chill.
by Frosty the Broman December 12, 2010
When you eat to much cheap Mexican food and you take a dump so explosive and massive you would swear you blew up the toilet
I ate so much taco bell last night and ended up with a dump so great i ended up with a Tijuana toilet cracker
by Thorgrim 1965 July 05, 2017
That guy ate too many bean burritos. He filled the bar with Tijuana Air Freshener. Man that dudes ass smells so bad!
by FUCK NUTT December 10, 2007