theoretical virgin

Someone who has been asked or was going to have sex for their first time but one way or another didn't. Also refer to cock-blocked.

1. Me and Amy were gonna have sex for the first time, at her party but then the cops came and ruined my chance.

2. George: So did you finally get laid?

Frank: No, her parents walked in as we were about to

George: Damn that sucks.

Frank: Yeah, I'm stuck being a theoretical virgin.

by 1unluckyguy September 20, 2009

theoreticking

The act of theoreticizing, making a theoretical statement

I was just theoreticking about how I should turn my living room into a home office.

by angelawright1989 May 20, 2011

Theoreticization

The process of turning practical world into theory.

Theoreticization is happening at a rapid rate

by yatida February 21, 2014

Theoretical Vegetarian

A phrase used when you would like to have a very high standard for yourself in theory, but in reality you're just a basic bitch and can't discipline yourself to self actualize.

I'm a theoretical vegetarian.

by WhereEaglesDare March 16, 2017

theoretical bear

Not the bear everyone needs them to be

Mmmmmmm too bad he is only a theoretical bear

by Uptrash November 19, 2017

Theoretical Spy

laggy spy main
also my dad

ay its theoretical spy, he gay af lmao

by insomniatf2brazil January 10, 2019

theoretical probability

theoretical probability of you getting pussy tonight is 0/10

wagwan the theoretical probability of your bbm pin of being good pussy is 10/10

by xd vap0ur February 8, 2019