Fudge Python

A Large Steaming Rope of fecal matter. sometimes peppered with various bits of corn, peanuts, or other festive consumables that can be eaten twice.
Alright, who left a fudge python in the employee restroom? The whole goddamn floor is flooded!
by bmb1455 April 09, 2022
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python orgy

a game where you and your friends tie your flaccid penises together, whoever gets hard first loses. Everyone jizzes into the losers mouth. If they don’t swallow their penis gets amputated.
Me and the boys played python orgy and johnny lost penis privleges
by johnny dickless November 22, 2023
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Python Orgy

When you tie your flaccid penis into a knot with the boys. The first to get hard loses and has to eat a soggy waffle prepared by his compatriots. He also gets his penis privileges revoked (✂️)
Me and the boys had a python orgy last night. I lost, so i’m undergoing penis reattachment surgery later this week. I can’t wait to play again!
by Baby Gronk January 13, 2024
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Lousiana python

When a corn-fed man masterbates with a half chub. At the moment of ejaculation, pinching the tip and bending of the penis towards the anus is required for the full effect. Fulfilling 2 fantasies at once, usually performed in front of co-workers at work.
Kyle got his promotion from performing the lousiana python in his bosses office.
by DikeMugless December 25, 2022
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Python Meal

Eating a meal so large that you are nearly catatonic for 2 days while it digests.
I just ate a python meal, so I'll see you in about 2 days.
by arykosis December 13, 2012
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Python's cage

Steve: Hey dude, XYZ
Jill: whoops! I left my python's cage open again
by mysingingbird May 15, 2015
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Penis python

The polar opposite of “Cock Blocking” by using a snake instead of a person!! “Cock Consticer is a deviation of the same general meaning
Damnit Mike!! Stop being a penis python, and leave some for the ladies!!”
by Bnutz in VA October 12, 2019
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