Pyramid Builder

The MAN of your Dreams who can bring you to Edge of the Seven Wonders....then show ya how he built that sh*t.
Gasp, groan, (something in Dolphin-ese).......you’re a *beautiful Pyramid Builder!!!!!

(*may, or may not be, paraphrased)
by Chugglenuts September 06, 2022
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Pyramid-y

A way to describe a pyramid structure in relation to something else.
"Caste Systems are very pyramid-y"
by Pyramid-ist May 07, 2025
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Pyramid Theory

Horseshoe Law was once a theory, but the events of the 21st Century have established it as accepted law. However, it leaves certain questions unanswered. For example, the original Horseshoe Law sometimes neglects to mention the role of economics, and the fact that Democrats are not on the side of the Horseshoe, but at the bottom. Democrats are egalitarians -- what explains why some people climb up the right side through conservatism and others through white libertarianism? What finally unites both sides at the gap?
Pyramid Theory suggests that we all start at 0 on an X Axis. Narcissists move as far as they can to one end of the axis or the other, but realize they want to climb up the socioeconomic ladder. But narcissism is lonely without peons, so eventually they lean the ladder back to the middle, meeting narcissists from the other side at the top of the Pyramid, free to practice their Autocracy over the base.
"I get why conservatives would open up two fronts against the Democrats, but those two candidates seemed so far apart -- why did Russia support both of them, and how did they know it would work?"

"At one end of the spectrum, you have Trumpers. At the other, you have Closet Trumpers. One side is proudly racist. The other scrambles for some rationalization that their racism isn't actually racist -- it's just 'identity politics,' 'economic anxiety,' or some other 'distraction.' Find someone willing to regurgitate those old lies, and you have control over the two sides of Pyramid Theory."
by the modhatter June 12, 2025
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rice pyramid

A rice pyramid is a slang term, popular amongst sailors, for a homosexual orgy involving a triangular number of men. A majority of the men must be of Asian or Indian heritage.
Bob was really looking forward to his rice pyramid this evening.
by Where's Willy April 28, 2024
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rice pyramid

A rice pyramid is a sexual act, often popular with naval and ex naval servicemen. It involves a triangular number of men, naked and copulating. At least 3 of the participants at the top of the pyramid have to be of Chinese descent.
Bob was really looking forward to his rice pyramid tonight.
by Where's Willy April 25, 2024
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friendship pyramid

It is when you and your best friend find a girl to have a three sone with. One hits from the back and one hits from the front, then you high five you best friend while you are both inside of her to form a pyramid.
Me and my best friend did a friendship pyramid with the class whore.
by CatInBread April 18, 2019
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Pyramid of Giza

When three guys hold hands above their heads to form a triangle and the girl is in the middle fucking one dude and stroking and sucking the other two dudes. See also Eiffel Tower
Bro I Pyramid of Giza’d Emma last night at the party with John and Robert.
by TB0ne October 03, 2020
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