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the octopus 

a woman who's fanny resembals an octopus and engulfs all around her,its tentacels or overly large fanny lips can be said to even undo jars and drag ships and seaman into her salty gusset.
Hey alan i hear you went down on the octopus and survived her salty gusset,yeah but her tentacels stole my hair and i came up smelling of seaman.
the octopus by spunk chops December 14, 2009

cake by the ocean 

when a girl with heaps of makeup is by the ocean
cake by the ocean
cake by the ocean by jimmy stevan October 26, 2016

Bury The Ocean 

Basically the huffest band to emerge from the local music scene in Quincy, Illinois.

They masquerade as a christian hardcore band, when in all reality, the members of the band use illicit drugs, drink alcoholic beverages, and partake in premarital sex. They do not practice what they preach and are fakes.

Most of their fanbase hails from Keokuk, Iowa and are Fake Scene Dome girls, whom the term F.S.D. was created for. These girls often try to give oral favors to the members of this band, and often, Zeik (the drummer) and Devonte (the "vocalist") oblige to these wishes.

They used to be a pop-punk band under the moniker Red Letter Affair, but they decided that the only way to gain recognition is to sell out to what everyone else is doing and become hardcore.

Fact: Chase Carson is the only real christian in this band and he is possibly the only reason why this band is possibly cool.
Guy #1: "Dude, did you hit up that Bury The Ocean show last night?"
Guy #2: "Nah brah, I hate that F.S.D. band and everything they do!"
Bury The Ocean by BTO Haterrr February 28, 2009
A show that proves rich people have problems too.

The show was really good until Ryan ditched his Black-Leather Outfit and went all Hollister.
Haha! Stupid Calis!

Ryan looked so badass in black, now he wears a bunch of prep clothes.
The O.C. by B 2 da A 2 da L C King September 15, 2005

Ernie the Octopus 

What you call a pain in the ass ex.

These exes are the kind that have the nerve to dump you, and then talk about you behind your back as if you did anything wrong to them.
They like starting drama.
They like getting their new boyfriends/girlfriends in on making sure people think badly of you.

Probably because their ego can't take the fact that you didn't kill yourself as a result of being dumped by them.
Thus they feel the need to make others, as well as themselves, believe that you're still torn up inside over your break up by vocalizing crazy and delusional ideas.

Everyone has had and will have bad experiences with Ernie the Octopus at some point in their life, because they're everywhere.
EVERYWHERE.
Friend: "So I heard that Ernie the Octopus and his girlfriend were telling people in math class that when you passed him by in the hallway he could see your eyes glistening with unshed tears over the pain of losing him and seeing him with someone else."

You: "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA WHAT THE HELL?"

boil the ocean 

The art of overdoing somthing to the point that it is ridiculous.
In a meeting Tony turns to Todd and says, "C'mon man we dont have to boil the ocean"
boil the ocean by Bromistic Kiwi February 25, 2014