Woot for loot

The pirate way to prostitute oneself.

I told you i don't woot for loot anymore!!

by Donalddrumpf August 19, 2016

lanondorf looting

The act of breaking into a gay man's house and stealing his underwear

Brady was arrested for lanondorf looting

by AShrekle February 7, 2018

Loot Drop

Someone who has expensive tactical or camping gear and doesn’t know how to use any of it, the first to get picked off in SHTF, high value easy target. Term borrowed from videogames where specific mobs when defeated drop disproportionately high qualities of loot.

Carl has no training at all, the dude's literally a walking loot drop.

by Chance Paladin June 15, 2025

Loot goblin

Anyone with the last name of BIRCH

Me: “can I hav some money please ALEX/MICHAEL”
Alex/Michael: no u I need it even tho you hav 1k and I hav 600k
Me: stop being a loot goblin

by Mememaster3001 December 24, 2018

Ground Loot

Common
Easy to find
Easy to get
A cinch to obtain
Available to a large percentage of people

“That girl is ground loot”
“A gray assault rifle is ground loot bro i don’t want that”
“N***a deodorant is ground loot how do you not have that Ind*an.”

by Chicagobuckets80 March 12, 2024

Loot goblin

Will take do anything to get his loot or any loot for that matter. If you die and then come back he’ll have taken everything. He’ll die trying to get his loadout if he has to.

Alex: where’s my stopping power gone? I left it by the shop after buying the loadout
Owen: sorry mate didn’t know it was yours..
Alex: you’re such a loot goblin!!!

by Pigrabbit69 August 5, 2021

looting curious

When a person leaves there own home town to travel to demonstrations in large cities because they may want to dabble in looting. Not willing to break windows in their own suburban neighborhoods, these people will absolutely raid a foot locker in the capitol city. Because their own regular lives are rather docile, they lack an emotional impetus. These people feel emboldened by crowds of sincerely angry people and will only join in, not start looting.

"You think that dude would just throw that brick already and go get them kicks, those cops won't do shit"
"Ain't happenin man, that suburbanite is just a looting curious little bitch."

"Wanna go loot?"
"I will, but only if it happens organically. You know I'm only looting curious."

by war-n June 5, 2020