school library

An awful place where books are torn and service is awful.

Man the school library should be torn down to pieces.

by Chip squierrl October 27, 2018

fucking library

Where fucking paintballers have quiet orgies.

I'm laughing so hard in the fucking library.

by TheStapler69 February 06, 2018

Imagination Library

A book gifting program that mails free books to children from birth until they begin school in participating areas.

Imagination Library is the best.

by SPrice1980 April 24, 2022

Simpson University Library

A university library that has nearly no books about sexuality outside of marriage. Representing the Christian ideals of CMA (Christian Missionary Alliance) doctrine who acts like Big Brother to the school. Yet have an entire section on how to practice black magic.

Damn, I can't find any books on Tarrot Card reading that's prejuidice to gay people. I need a Simpson University Library

by Thomas Dogoode December 01, 2016

Full Library

When someone hooks up with 27 people that have names starting with each letter of the alphabet in alphabetical order.

“Finally I slid in with Zoe, now I have completed the Full Library”

by Z…..Baby January 01, 2022

public library

a large building near a city's downtown filled with books, children, and sleeping homeless people

"hey brother can you spare a dime?"
"shut up and go to the public library!"

"shit! i really need some books, homeless people, and children."
"dude, have you heard of the public library?"

by uncle fuckbucket March 07, 2023

Library Nazi

A librarian who is strict and hot tempered.

Librarian: "Hey whisper or shut up thisisa library people are trying to study, don't make me tell you twice!" Studentsays toother student. "Wow Mrs. B is one hard ass library nazi!"

by Posh-Yoshi Spleventy-Five November 05, 2014