Metrosexual Thread Humper is taken from JR Ward's "Black Dagger Brotherhood" series of books. It refers to a man, who without actually being gay, has the expensive taste for high-end clothing most often associated with gay men.
man #1 - "Look at these awesome deals on sweaters at Gucci and Versace. I'm wearing the Louis Vuitton socks and underwear I bought after my mani/pedi."
man # 2- "dude, you are such a metrosexual thread humper."
man # 2- "dude, you are such a metrosexual thread humper."
by jasvond December 28, 2011
Get the metrosexual thread humpermug. We all knew that Craig found pregnant women attractive, but I never realised that he was a bump humper.
by Wednesday Club King February 2, 2010
Get the bump humpermug. by vanilladazzle May 12, 2017
Get the Smelly Goat Humpermug. by tarkowsky September 20, 2017
Get the Bumper-to-Bumper Humpermug. by yuushee mywang December 15, 2008
Get the chinese moose humpermug. A term commonly used when playing Left4Dead 2. It referrs to the special infected Jockey due to its ability to jump on the back of one's head and drive them into danger.
by Jakitup January 22, 2011
Get the back head humpermug. Someone who is always hugging somebody or sitting on their lap, especially if they are petty, anal-retentive, and a control freak. See Ellen; usually a spoiled brat.
This girl in my French class is a leg-humper.
by Shawn B. April 3, 2003
Get the leg-humpermug.