metrosexual thread humper

Metrosexual Thread Humper is taken from JR Ward's "Black Dagger Brotherhood" series of books. It refers to a man, who without actually being gay, has the expensive taste for high-end clothing most often associated with gay men.

man #1 - "Look at these awesome deals on sweaters at Gucci and Versace. I'm wearing the Louis Vuitton socks and underwear I bought after my mani/pedi."

man # 2- "dude, you are such a metrosexual thread humper."

by jasvond December 28, 2011

bump humper

The name given to someone who enjoys sexual intercourse with a pregnant woman

We all knew that Craig found pregnant women attractive, but I never realised that he was a bump humper.

by Wednesday Club King February 2, 2010

Smelly Goat Humper

Derogatory term for a Muslim man

The smelly goat humpers are raping women in Germany.

by vanilladazzle May 12, 2017

Bumper-to-Bumper Humper

A lesbian. Usually in an office setting.

I know she is a beautiful receptionist, Shahid , but she is a bumper-to-bumper humper. Sorry, man.

by tarkowsky September 20, 2017

chinese moose humper

a small angry chinese man,who humps mooses for a living to support his 14 black babies.

dude.i saw a chinese moose humper the other day!

by yuushee mywang December 15, 2008

back head humper

A term commonly used when playing Left4Dead 2. It referrs to the special infected Jockey due to its ability to jump on the back of one's head and drive them into danger.

BACK HEAD HUMPER, BACK HEAD HUMPER, GET IT OFF, GET IT OFF!!!!

by Jakitup January 22, 2011

leg-humper

Someone who is always hugging somebody or sitting on their lap, especially if they are petty, anal-retentive, and a control freak. See Ellen; usually a spoiled brat.

This girl in my French class is a leg-humper.

by Shawn B. April 3, 2003