Dipped Dumplings

Where you stab someone in the stomach with a knife sharpener, then teabag the open wound. when you pull out, your nutsack should look like two dough covered balls that were dipped in meat sauce.

Jon " did you hear about what bob did?"
Nathan " Yeah I heard he dipped his dumplings"
Jon " Gnarly"
Nathan " nothing like Dipped Dumplings"

by MetalxHead May 8, 2011

Crack Dumpling

A starchy doughy snack wrapped around a filling but instead of anything normal inside like meat or whatever it's just actual crack cocaine.

larry: hey bob, did you remember to bring those special Crack Dumplings for my mother's wedding?
bob: yeah
larry: good :)

by VervetMonkey August 16, 2023

Dabbin Dumplings

When you're at the end of the toothpaste (or anything in a tube) and you're trying to get that last bit out.

Yo Ma! We need more toothpaste. I'm Dabbin Dumplings ova here.

by sachemisms December 5, 2017

diddly dumple

cruel word for penis

you can go suck my diddly dumple

by harrysaidso August 2, 2016

dumpling cheeks

Chubby cheeks? Is this racist, idk. I really hope not.

They got those dumpling cheeks, I could just squish them.

by hmmmmms_69 November 23, 2020

dumple tossing

when a flaming bag of turds is launched using a small to large sized catapult across a large distance.

Man i hit that guys house hard with that flaming bag. What a great dumple tossing.

by nilly jean May 22, 2008

Douche dumpling

Douche Dumplings are hairstyles known to both Milennials and the LGBTQ community. A douche dumpling is often the hairstyle of choice for those confused between the need to have bangs and a buzz cut. More commonly referred to as a man bun.

today I spotted an entitled hipster aimlessly crusing the boulevard in his Toyota prius, well under the speed limit of course. As he flicked the lever to open his sun roof. The douche dumpling perched firmly atop his head began to slowly unravel causing thus causing him to narrowly miss the oncoming lgbtq rally that was forming .

by LJpeas October 18, 2021