umbrella rack

immediate shelter in a disaster but if hung on a coat rack it will not pop up

i need an umbrella rack so when this thing pops up its not stuck under my coat

by swellsoundsthatkill January 31, 2022

Umbrella Fish

Stretching your nutsack over someone’s face under water, or near a pool or body of water.

Mike just passed out on the boat and I umbrella fished the shit out of him.

by Bands731 August 23, 2021

Umbrella tetris

The activity in which you are carrying an umbrella and walking with or towards others who have umbrellas and you attempt to pass each other without your umbrellas hitting each other by moving the umbrellas so that there is room between them all.

"We were playing umbrella tetris all the way to work with those guys."

by Z... September 13, 2011

Nutella umbrella

When a male has anal sex with a female right after she poops and sticks it her mouth for her to clean

Amy was such a freak the let me giver a nutella umbrella

by Psycodelics February 15, 2020

backwards umbrella

When the wind is blowing too hard and your umbrella flips backwards

Well, there goes your backwards umbrella

by Dangitbobboe April 22, 2019

the "gay umbrella,,

non men loving non men. not an umbrella term for you other lgbtq fckers. "omg i'm so gay,,-a bi/pan/omni/poly/ace/etc person. no tf ur not. ur QUEER not gay. no ur not half gay or half lesbian. "it's always been an umbrella term,, yeah so fcking change it dumbass. if you ain't gay and talk over this su. bi has been used as an umbrella term too but it doesn't mean it is dumb fck. it makes ppl uncomfortable. "i'd rather say i'm gay than say i'm pan,, ur such a looser sck my dck uneducated fck.

"you do not come under the "gay umbrella,,. there is no such thing!,,

by chuyashole July 16, 2021

beach umbrellas

Someone with fairly small pointy boobs who needs to wear a padded swimsuit to contain them

Guy 1: "Man is her swimsuit padded?"
Guy 2: "dude she probably has beach umbrellas"

by Hhahahahaha0101 June 13, 2015