Hot Muffler

When you take a shit that's either huge, or after eating spicy foods, causing your anus to bleed.

That spicy burrito gave me such a hot muffler.

by Justhefactsmam August 3, 2017

hog muffler

hog muffler is a rare insult. to muffle a hog would be dirty and pointless. So someone who would do that are also dirty and pointless. If used sexually it would be an insult to the woman (hog) and the man (muffler).

Get out of my way hog muffler. "he uses the muffler on that hog all night I bet"

by Eagle fucker March 1, 2024

Muffler

I also have a story that kind of applies and I think it with help you understand why I'm so antagonistic towards the thing you're doing here.

Iam "Ok, so... I had this car, right? And one day my muffler snapped off as I bottomed out in the driveway of a gas station. Mufflers on the ground. And not just the muffler but the entire length of pipe that stems from the engine to the muffler. I'm freaking out. I pick it up and try to stuff it into my car. The car is a small 4 door sedan. Only 60% of the muffler fits into the car. There's no way I can drive all the way across town without getting pulled over with half of a muffler pipe hanging out of my car. Some guy walks up to me and offers to take it off my hands for me. He has a truck. I give it to him, I thank him, and go on my way. Little did I know that the only thing of value in the entire car is the catalytic converter... Which is in the muffler. He wasn't helping me. He was exploiting the fact that I didn't know what I had and taking it for himself. That's what this is like. That's what it looks like. That's what it seems like. I'm not just 'Being a contrarian to be a contrarian'. This is pretty blatant and public exploitation that YOU are signing off on."

by Hym Iam September 20, 2022

See Muffler

Suffering the indignity of having your ass kicked and then being stuffed under your own car. Typically done by one's own friends as a result of their cockiness, selfishness and/or rudeness. Once stuffed, the stuffee understands it was deserved and no retribution is allowed.

It was a total dick move showing up to your littles sister's birthday drunk. I've been a real asshole lately. I really need to see muffler.

by William Dawes Ghost January 29, 2025

muffler.

Another definition which proves how Degenerate men are

The definitions for muffler. are Degenerate

by Anonymus_ May 20, 2021

amazonian muffler

When two vigorous women are frantically siscoring this action results in aeronautical exploration and finally, climaxing sexual transcendence.

Lynda and i did the amazonian muffler yesterday and the climax was so orgasmic

by amazons March 9, 2015

Cajun muffler

When someone is plugged up and decides to drop the plug out and release the pressure it only leads to a cascade of shit flowing down their leg in JNKO jeans. Then using the bottom of the jeans as a mop just to spread it all over the floor like a rumba that ran over dog shit.

I thought it was a quick fart but turned out it was a cajun muffler situation.

by himi85 March 10, 2025