Hooch Mooch

Someone who freeloads other people's alcohol.

Person one: "Man, who invited Todd to the party?"
Person two: "I know, right? He's such a hooch mooch."

by Maveryq December 02, 2020

dirty mooch

Someone who is jealous of a friends relationship, goes after him/her and succeeds

I left the party becauseI found my girlfriend with that dirty mooch

by Onlyme4you April 01, 2020

Mooched

Getting Mooched: being fired at a job less than two weeks after starting.

*"Hey, I thought you just started working at McDonalds, what happened?"

"Boss caught me taking a leak in the jar of pickles and I got mooched."*

by Ralando July 31, 2017

Mooched

To be screwed, or in one week have one pr more of the following:

-sold or lose business
-get/got divorced

- missed the birth of his child/kids birthday
-Get fired within a fortnight.

Dude is in a tough spot, he got mooched.

by SapientChaos August 01, 2017

Mooched

Being hired and getting fired within 10 days.

I thought this job was going to be awesome , but then I got mooched before I was even eligible for health care.

by southernsound July 31, 2017

Montana mooch muffer

Another term for mustaches. It also implies the person with the stache uses it to tickle mens buttholes.

I was hanging out with my old boss the other day and used my Montana mooch muffer to tickle his butthole.

by Slimpickins5431 January 06, 2021