a person that you love and hate at the same time, an ex girlfriend you haven't quite gotten over, a competitive childhood friend, your annoying brother
Everytime I see Tyson my heart skips a beat, however I can't get over the hpv he gave me. He is soo my hate mate.
by mikehunt1017 November 9, 2006
Get the hate matemug. by dj shiva August 13, 2007
Get the shoosh matemug. Baldie's apology when he almost comes within 10 feet of bumping into someone walking the other way. The words are preceded by a sudden and dramatic halt in which Baldie assumes the petrified stance of a person about to be run down by a tank: leaning back with hands up in a "please don't shoot, I'm an unarmed queer" gesture. This pathetic and unnecessary posture is made more ridiculous still by a facial expression of sheer terror, such as one might display when confronted by a rabid rhinoceros that has just eaten one's children.
Just saw Baldie in the corridor.
Did you talk to the twat?
No. He was about 20 metres away but appeared to believe he'd just knocked me over. He froze and shouted "Sorry mate!!!"
Fucking bent loser.
Did you talk to the twat?
No. He was about 20 metres away but appeared to believe he'd just knocked me over. He froze and shouted "Sorry mate!!!"
Fucking bent loser.
by Twaggy Smidgekin October 15, 2010
Get the Sorry mate!!!mug. by Z~K January 6, 2009
Get the mate-bacillimug. A mate of honour is the male equivalent to the classical maid of honour. The bride will often choose to forego the common maid of honour-bridesmaid combo for a less conventional male 'mate of honour' due to a lack of close female friends or an unbreakable bond with her male best friend. The 'mate of honour' will have responsibilities similar to that of a maid of honour including: planning of the infamous hen party, bridal shower and the obligatory catching of the bouquet. The 'mate of honour' signifies clear progress in the battle towards gender equality in all areas of life.
Tova: Joe, will you be my mate of honour to avoid a potential massacre amongst my female friends, and of course because I love you dearly?
Joe: I would be honoured to, what colour dress should I wear?
Joe: I would be honoured to, what colour dress should I wear?
by Gladys66 August 14, 2016
Get the Mate of Honourmug. Hipster mating is where a couple undress each other and reveal their genitalia and go so far as to try sex positions, however the penis does not enter the vagina. Similar principle to hipster kissing where people go to kiss each other but don't actually kiss or make any lip contact whatsoever.
"Dude don't put it in"
"Why?"
"We're hipsters, putting it in is too mainstream."
"So were doing Hipster Mating?"
"dude I just lost my hipster virginity, she even took my trousers off!"
"Why?"
"We're hipsters, putting it in is too mainstream."
"So were doing Hipster Mating?"
"dude I just lost my hipster virginity, she even took my trousers off!"
by mrciarano December 4, 2013
Get the Hipster Matingmug. Omg, did you know that Regina and Kade squirrel mated at the party last night?
WTF, get out, we're squirrel mating right now.
WTF, get out, we're squirrel mating right now.
by siprofesora November 23, 2016
Get the squirrel matingmug.