Malcolm

Malcolm is a skank. Malcolm’s are little bitch ass slags who are the gum stuck to the bottom of your shoe. Fuck you, you stupid little slut.

You are a bitch and a hate you
Keep it in your pants you selfish bigot

Person 1: “that guy is ugly AND a whore”
Person 2: “what a total Malcolm

by Malcolmsareslags October 26, 2022

Malcolm Castronova

A pre-industrial agricultural laborer or farmer of low social status who owns or rents a small piece of land for cultivation. This relates to the King Twylous Medieval Era.

Man, stop being such a Malcolm Castronova.

by mywifetookthekids123 October 5, 2018

Malcolm bishop

A big specy bald cunt who walks through town talking to himself and is most definitely gay

Oh shit look at that twat oh wait.... na it's just Malcolm bishop

by Bigdongwingwong February 8, 2019

Malcolm

Shekinas pretty bf forever and always<3

That’s shekinas Pokémon obssesed bf, Malcolm!

by Malcolmsgf November 23, 2021

malcolm in the mutuals

1:when you and a person share similar interests (online) and so you decide to become mutuals online
2: when you and a person share similar interests and so you decide to become mutuals online, but those interests include malcolm in the middle

Her and shawtyarena447 are malcolm in the mutuals ,they always are pming and reblogging eachothers posts and inside jokes on tumblr

by Columbinercutiezoe August 24, 2022

Malcolm-Jamal

An amazing, God fearing wonderful dude. He's one of a kind and his loyalty is unmatched. He is funny, extremely handsome and the life of a party. If you are friends with a Malcolm-Jamal consider yourself lucky he is hard to come by and his uniqueness lights up the world. He will help in any way he can. He tends to always be sociable and has a rocking bod! He's usually the smartest in the room and very humble too. Malcolm-Jamal's are the best!!

You are with Malcolm-Jamal! Woah consider yourself lucky!!

by Cugar November 22, 2021

Malcolm

The person I may or may not have a sorta romantic crush on. He's so cute and funny, but I will never tell him. he's WAY out of my league.

Thinking of him makes me want to scream into my pillow

Malcolm is super cute (physically attractive) but he's popular so he's probably not such a good person :/

by I LOVE MIRKO <3 October 4, 2022