Booty Flute

(n.) Any progression of musical notes made audible through the medium of the sphincter.

Yo Johnny, all those bean burritos were just sheet music for the booty flute.

by bozley July 5, 2011

magic flute

Male sex organ. (usually used in ref. to oral sex)

My girlfriend played my magic flute.

by Cephas January 14, 2005

Picard's Flute

A euphemism for Jean Luc Picard's penis.

Dianna Troy: ...and what happened.

Dr. Crusher: I played with Picard's flute.

Data: I asked the Captain if I could play with his flute, but he gave me a funny look.

Dr. Crusher and Dianna Troy: -Chuckles-

Data: I don't get it

by Nonchalant Ego March 25, 2010

anal flute

An Anal Flute is a manner in which a male partner gives another male partner a rimjob and play with his partners dick at the same time

Sebastiann: Yo Carson what was up with you yesterday?

Carson: last night James gave me an anal flute

by Derek Vineyboy November 26, 2013

zute flute

a bong, something to get zooted/high with

You ain't looking too good today, hittin up the zute flute already?

by JettingVan May 21, 2011

Glute Flute

Your butthole turns into a glute flute when you fart and you hit at least two different notes in a single fart, or a string of farts.

Tina played a mean glute flute when she ripped ass in the 7-11 last Wednesday.

by WAKEGRIND March 22, 2019

contrabass flute

Basically, a giant flute. It's like a contrabass saxophone or a contrabass clarinet, but it's a flute.

Person 1: "Woah! That's a giant flute! Is it an alto flute, or a bass flute?"
Person 2: "Neither. It's a contrabass flute!"

by i'm ace August 15, 2017