Facebook

Dead.

A place where people stalk each other and everyone is usually over 40+ years old.

Facebook is dead man.

by yugyug March 4, 2018

facebook

the place where you can stalk your friends.. its a improvement to most from stalking friends on myspace... either way its a main stalk mode site where millions of people stalk daily.. make a new friend? why not go through all 400 pictures then see which one is hotter

FACEBOOK
Friend Request(s) 1
Name: francis
pictues: 400
now lets find the hottest pic...

by your_father_abel September 4, 2011

Facebook

A place to openly complain about stuff no one actually cares about except for the person posting it.

Girl: "im so done with all this."

Everyone on facebook who is unfortunate enough to read it is thinking the same thing..who cares, and why do you think anyone does?
-Then the girl who posts is sitting there thinking..."omg why hasnt anyone liked my status or commented, does anyone care about me?:("

Answer: No, no one cares nor will ever care. Shut up.

by e188 February 27, 2011

FACEBOOK

a place where you can stroke your ego,and before you realize the truth you have got a jizz on your face...

dude last night i was on facebook and i t was so orgasmic.

by anki24 February 25, 2012

Facebooker

1. Person or entity that is not necessarily a facebook stalker but absolutely a constant facebook user.

2. Person or entity that is, can, or could pontetially be a facebook obsessionist.

Due to his constant use of facebook, we would definitely refer to him as a facebooker.

by staggy11 November 18, 2011

Facebook

Where people waste their time and get in each others business, going to bankrupt the country because it's creating douchebags or just giving them a club. A stupid way to get in touch with people when you're most likely trashing people who are not on Facebook or creating a social clique of your worst nightmare, see where this will lead us down the century when a lot of cyberstalkers and bullies begin to dominate society.

Facebook is grabbing a substantial amount of followers but also a lot of haters

by Iliveinaworldoflosers5 July 29, 2012

Facebook

A website that's tricked everyone in the world into thinking it's a super cool site when it's really a copy of Myspace minus the awesome customization.

Stupid Guy: I love Facebook. It's awesome.
Smart Guy: What makes it better than any other site?
Stupid Guy: It's Facebook. It's just "better."

by The_Shagster June 27, 2011