Desk Poisoning

The type of poisoning you get when you eat an excessive amount of desks

"Hey dude, don't eat all those desks, you'll get desk poisoning"

by Tasty Boi 69 June 5, 2019

shit on a desk

To act upon a sudden, inexplicable, and irresistible desire to masturbate.

She decided to go shit on a desk.

by flushed dreams October 7, 2017

Desk Goblin

A person who gives oral sex from under a desk or table.

That woman must be a Desk goblin if she’s received a promotion while the rest of us didn’t.

by Baboonery1 April 12, 2023

desk kink

People with desk kinks are the losers of the classroom. If your friend has a desk kink, stop hanging out with them IMMEDIATELY.

Person A: Dude, that desk over there is so hot!
Person B: Omg ew, you have a desk kink! We can't be friends .

by Tankandbank June 14, 2021

night-desked

to be exceptionally bored but rather entertained by balloons

I was so bored that I was night-desked last night.

by soclose2thfinish March 28, 2009

Desk Feast

A combination of desking and feast. Refers to extremely dirty dancing when two people are humping on the dance floor. She is acting like a slut while dancing, and he gets an erection, and then it gets even dirtier.

All the couples were bumping and grinding so bad on the dance floor, the dance turned into one big desk feast.

by Tina the Turtle March 9, 2008

Desk Spelunking

The activity of diving under a desk in order to fix a computer problem.

Jones was complaining about his keyboard not working so I had to go desk spelunking, turns out the USB cable was unplugged.

by OrigamiFrog August 16, 2010