Yanking my cranberries

When your grandma reaches for the cranberries but misses and grabs your cock and balls

Woah grandma why you yanking my cranberries

by Shalalallala December 1, 2020

Cranberry Fountain

A cranberry fountain is when a man fingers a woman on her period with a flicking motion, causing menstrual blood to squirt upwards like a fountain

I was on my period, so John gave me a cranberry fountain!

by Eshmansam May 5, 2025

Cranberry juice

diet liquor

This cranberry juice bussin

by jadiana January 19, 2023

Cranberry Suprise

Sticking nails in someone's eyeballs while performing castration in the middle of a church

If you don't shut the fuck up you idiotic retarded old ass piece of shit I'm gonna give you a Cranberry Suprise

by IhaveHIV January 1, 2021

cranberry pancakes

cranberry pancakes is a food made from cranberries in a pancake

Cranberry pancakes are eaten

by Limboy May 28, 2018

Cranberry Itch

Intense itching of the skin, often seen after working in the yard. Often in places in the yard where cranberries are known to grow. Most notably experienced by Ben Cranston when he can't reach his back.

Ben: Dang, I've got a bad case of the Cranberry Itch!

George: You've been out in the yard all day. Of course you got it.

Ben: (scoffs) Listen, Riker, don't do me this way. I need some calamine lotion, fast!

Liv: Ben, have you been in the Cranberry again? I told you you'd get Cranberry Itch if you go out there.

Ben: Yeah, and it's killing me. Scratch it for me, would you?

by Dusty's Baby Powder November 5, 2010