Chainsaw Carl

A crazy man from upstate NY with a chainsaw, a wood chipper, and a business card. He portrays himself as an "arborist." He offers tree cutting services, but will trim your bush for free if you let him.

He peeps in windows and videos women getting out of the shower. He is the second cousin of Tree-Fucking-Carl, sometimes spelled Tree Fucking Carl, or TreeFuckingCarl, and he is severely inbred.

He leaves cameras attached to the trees outside your window which stream video live to his Carl shack, where he and all the other Carl's hang out and jack off while watching Carl trim your bush.

Girl 1 "I just hired an arborist to trim the trees around my house"
Girl 2 "I hope it's not Chainsaw Carl! Lol."
Girl 1 "it's that crazy fuck with the chainsaw and wood chipper that's peepin' and creepin' around!"

by Double take July 10, 2025

redneck chainsaw

double barreled percussion shotgun .12 Ga you use to farm your family for funds. no license required if you make paper shotshells.

my great grand mother was probably married by a redneck chainsaw.

by Cody5050 November 22, 2020

Flabby chainsaw

Yarding anal beads out in a quick jerking motion like starting a chainsaw.

Gave her the ole' flabby chainsaw last night and she damn near cried after she reckoned

by Chainsawer August 29, 2016

chainsaw teeth

A person that doesn’t take care of their teeth due to drug use or poor dental hygiene.

That Meth head has chainsaw teeth

by Combop May 25, 2020

Texas Chainsaw

When you finish in a blonde redneck and spin her round in the living room causing mass destruction to the house.

I had a bloody crazy night last night, blonde chick and a texas chainsaw…

by anonymous August 17, 2025

Chainsawing

When a guy takes another guy's testicle between his pointer finger and middle finger then takes the other testicle and puts it between his ring finger and middle finger then closes his hand and yanks up and down really fast and hard as if you were trying to start a chainsaw.

Chainsawing.

" last night we were chainsawing, now my nuts are swollen."

by Johnny B. And Mr. D October 2, 2021

Texas Chainsaw

White Russian with Dr. Pepper

Bartender: “What can I get you?”
You: “Can I get a Texas Chainsaw”

by Kyn&tonic February 4, 2022