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Astro

My bunny’s name :D
Me: ‘My bunny’s name is astro’
by St4rb4tzz June 6, 2022
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Astro World

my brother died at Astro world last night!
by I love cats 123 February 20, 2022
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Astro Juggernaut

Okay… This guy is from the Skibidi Toilet Series, not much to said about him. First appearance on episode 72 to save the stupid of Astro Detainer of getting kill against G-Toilet 4.0. He has children, in which one of them was seriously injured o even dead after episode 75. He make a big appearance in episode 77 to fight Upgraded Titan Tvman, where this guy steals his laser canon but Juggernaut wins anyway. He was going to kill Titan Tvman but the Skibidi Armada appear with G-Toilet 5.0 to help.
Astro Juggernaut… “That was your best soldier!?…”
by Wartrip Tay May 16, 2025
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Astro

Stupid nig sucks big dik
by CooLkIdInCoNgInItO September 18, 2020
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astro

a term for a person who has a space related job. originated from the book Red Dwarf: Infinity Welcomes Careful Drivers, in which the main characters were astros working for the JMC.
"How's Dave doing these days?"
"Dunno, haven't heard from him. He's gone off to Midas as an astro now."
by officer_ironballs July 23, 2021
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Astro-fuck

An Astro-fuck derived from “Astronomical mind fuck” is the process of having your mind blown by a sudden revelation.
“What an absolute ‘Astro-fuck’ of a story Kieth!”

“Three Doritos stuck together… forming one mega triangle? What an absolute ‘Astro-fuck’!”

You mean to tell me… you managed to solve that Rubix cube by just using your ears? ‘Astro-fuck’!”

“Brian, that was some good shit my G. A most astonishing ‘Astro-fuck’!”

“That rainbow badger wielding nunchucks ain’t real, Frank… it was just an ‘Astro-fuck’ of a trip”

“Hobnob moment? Na fuck of mate… Kain moment? Na… it was all just a complete ‘Astro-fuck’ of a moment”

“What a complete ‘Astro-fuck’ of a day”

“I’ll need a lie down after that ‘Astro-fuck’”
by Mr. Shooka-medeek June 17, 2023
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Astros cheating scandal

It's interesting how almost 2 years ago, it was popular to accuse the Astros of cheating and everybody did it, and they became the scapegoat, discrediting their success, but now when just one team does it, the decision to accuse the Astros after their 5th in a row ALCS victory is ill-advised and unpopular, (which is a lot anybody that accuses them now being told to shut up about it already) making anybody who says anything about cheating the scapegoat, and discrediting any success they had against the Astros. 2 years can change a lot of things while nobdy is looking or paying attention.
The Astros cheating scandal went from being something popular to talk about 2 years and everybody was doing it, and the Astros weren't allowed to respond or stand up to the accusations, to now anybody accusing the Astros of cheating is not allowed to stand up to the Astros or say anything. It must have to do with the 50 million people can't be wrong mentality, either way. If that doesn't tell you the game is thrown and the system is rigged before it ever begins, then what does?
by The Original Agahnim October 12, 2021
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