The act of expelling rectal gas onto an erect penis, usually acting as the conclusion of anal intercourse
by wetjim53 February 13, 2020

Definition 1:
If you're not in a good mood and are frothing with hate and anger, you're feeling super albert (Hammond Jr.) Name is derived from the beacon of Pure Aries Energy of this cool dude (guitarist from The Strokes.)
Definition 2:
Feeling incredibly Pro-Capitalist this morning? you're definitely feeling super albert.
Quoting his quick-witted and internet-spicy reply to a comment which asked him if he shopped at Hot Topic:
“i don't know what that is but i'm gonna assume it's not a nice thing. Thank you for being another prick in the wall.”
If you're not in a good mood and are frothing with hate and anger, you're feeling super albert (Hammond Jr.) Name is derived from the beacon of Pure Aries Energy of this cool dude (guitarist from The Strokes.)
Definition 2:
Feeling incredibly Pro-Capitalist this morning? you're definitely feeling super albert.
Quoting his quick-witted and internet-spicy reply to a comment which asked him if he shopped at Hot Topic:
“i don't know what that is but i'm gonna assume it's not a nice thing. Thank you for being another prick in the wall.”
Example:
Person 1: oh i don't know, i'm so angry at Person 3 today i'm gonna beat the crap out of them!!
Person 2: woah there buddy, you're being super albert today calm down.
Person 1: oh i don't know, i'm so angry at Person 3 today i'm gonna beat the crap out of them!!
Person 2: woah there buddy, you're being super albert today calm down.
by self proclaimed celebrity September 15, 2023

He's the heir of der Führer
by Albert's admirerer September 26, 2017

Embarking on a musical tour of the United Kingdom of Great Britain without the inclusion of the Republic of Ireland/Northern Ireland.
by HotPHATmezzz November 16, 2018

It's the scouse version of space docking except after the evil deed has been done you proceed to steal the tires off your victims car while they are washing away the faeces.
Scouser 1 - Do you wanna buy any tires laa?
Scouser 2 - No laa i'm goin Albert Docking this weekend.
Scouser 1 - Go 'ed lad ! i did that last weekend with my Sister.
Scouser 2 - No laa i'm goin Albert Docking this weekend.
Scouser 1 - Go 'ed lad ! i did that last weekend with my Sister.
by Terry Lead Arms January 11, 2009

by psedonymm November 25, 2021

A loyal, kind, patience, behave, hardworking and yummy person, boys and girls adore him because he has a nice body and handsome face, bitch don't mess with him because he can replace you right away.
Roger Albert is an easy to get person.
Roger Albert is a loveable person who can love 10 person at the same time.
Roger Albert is a loveable person who can love 10 person at the same time.
by nralbert June 7, 2021
