carpet chili

Diarrhea. Liquid brown. Butt vomit. Looks like what Kevin from The Office dropped on the carpet.
The poop version of roller coaster casserole.

Oh god, after all those hot wings last night I dropped a huge batch of carpet chili in the toilet. My ass will never be the same.

by kittenhands January 17, 2020

Chili dog

When you’re doing anal and get shit on your dick

Shit, now I have a chili dog

by TheRealestDicker May 9, 2019

Abortion Chili

Similar to a typical chili recipe, but instead of beans, you use bean size abortions

“Yeah it took a lot of time to collect the materials but I finally made my first batch of abortion chili. Crunchy!

by Bigboolin May 17, 2019

Squeeze Chili

Diahrrea; The Runs

“Oh shit Bro!...move...MOVE NOW!...where’s the bathroom? I gotta Squeeze Chili!”

by subtronic October 11, 2018

chili giggles

1. The unfortunate event that you have the giggles, and shart while giggling.

2. A silly, spasmodic laugh; titter from
ill-concealed amusement which turns into nervous embarrassment from

an impromptu shitty fart.

Marvin and Lucile were thoroughly satistfied with their adventurous dinner date at Sloppy Joey's, until they both had chili giggles.

The chili giggles struck suddenly while we were all cracking jokes.

That questionable buffet looks like a great source for some chili giggles.

by Freyjawired July 3, 2017

Chili Wolf

The act of being sexually attracted to Diarrhea or liquidy fecal matter

"Why did you brake up with Steph"
"After i got food poisoning last week. I discorvered she was a Chili Wolf when she was palming the toilet after i left to grab my phone"

by DirtyMonchy September 2, 2019

bunghole chili

Explosive, chunky, and especially wet diarrhea.

Had too many of those sugar-free Haribo gummy bears this morning, and now I've been servin' up some seriously spicy bunghole chili.

by Quankypieceobootycheese January 2, 2017