Testosteriffic !

Adjective. Used when something is so sexually awesome that words you arlready know are not good enough. Helps make every day lingo more sexual. aak

"That new book I'm reading is testosteriffic ! It gives me such a boner."

"We saw that movie last night. It was so testosteriffic I played tug-o-war with the cyclops during it."

"Dude did you just take your car through the car wash? It looks testosteriffic !"

by Spugaluga March 11, 2012

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Teetokal

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Somebody who doesn't drink alcohol, or other drugs, but smokes weed.

David - Dude, you coming out drinking tonight?

John - Nahh man.. Im Teetokal, staying in, watching enter the void and smoking this 20 bag.

David - You are a more evolved human than I, live a healthy lifestyle and are aware of the pointlessness of alcohol and the shallow death that is a hangover.

by TSARS_ August 16, 2012

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testopesto

testo-pesto. n.

1. Another term for semen. 2. Herbacious, yet delicious semen. 3. Green semen.

I tried to hold it in as she ran her tongue over the tip of my dick, but I couldn't resist squirting my testopesto all over her face.

by ConformOrElse December 30, 2013

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testosjerome

The man of all masculinity. Stare into his eyes if you dare but beware, he carries an aura that spans 30 ft. Stepping into the radius causes instant pregnancy. He consumes super planets to replenish his muscles after lifting the Sun. Capable of deforesting the Amazon with one swing. The ultimate lumberjack. There are over 9000 shades of this grey. The rivers in his body that mortals call "veins" are filled with Jesus Juice. His name is written in ancient texts but translated as Truvese Lae.

So I was walking down the street and there was the almighty TestosJerome and I got pregnant. I'm a guy.

by Travis Le February 9, 2015

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