Breather deeply into your balls, imagine your testicles expanding like lungs. When you exhale imagine your testicles deflating like your lungs would. Most men never breathe into their balls consciously. This simple practice can be used to stimulate your sex energy and begin to rotate it around the micro-cosmic orbit.
by what_am_i_doing_with_my_life September 18, 2021
Get the testicle breathingmug. What some people think of the sport of basketball when they couldn't give a rat's patootie about it.
Hey Chuck; guess you ain't gonna watch basket-testicle on the telly . I know that you hate basketball with a passion; you're probably going to watch golf or some other pussy show.
by Telephony2 June 10, 2023
Get the basket-testiclemug. Testicle beads is a process of first having anal sex, then switching to vaginal while inserting the "sack" into the now wide anus. The woman then tenses up making the hole small again and then you yank your sack out and it makes two popping sounds
by Foliscious June 27, 2018
Get the testicle beadsmug. The act of passing gas with your clothes on such that the heat from the fart is trapped in your pants and then passes across your balls and warms them. testicles, balls, scrotum, penis, junk, fart, break wind, pass gas, gouch, butt, butthole
by joecoolthefool May 26, 2016
Get the Toast the testiclesmug. by sightlywaif January 23, 2016
Get the testicle fuckmug. The gooey stuff that comes out da schlong.
by EkeTIT May 1, 2018
Get the testicle milkmug. The flaming testicle is a drink created in Austin, TX. It consists of a shot of tequila and a splash of Tabasco. It is decorated with two olives (stuffed with blue cheese) that are dipped in Sambuca and lit on fire.
"Let's go down to the bar and get some flaming testicles!!! Hell yeah!"
"This is the best fucking drink ever"
"Balls on fire!"
"This is the best fucking drink ever"
"Balls on fire!"
by DrunkGeo February 27, 2013
Get the Flaming testiclemug.