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'Tessa is echt een kanker nerd'
by bruhbrurr February 10, 2022
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Tessa

When you accidently type in the wrong amount for a player in a fantasy football auction draft.
I just pulled a Tessa by accidently typing in $118 instead of $18 for Terry McLauren.
by BOOMER1212 September 7, 2021
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Tessa

She is a charismatic, energetic, strong willed woman with a heart of gold. She is both sexy and beautiful, turning heads for not only her looks but the looks she gives others. She is very good at getting her way and will not stop until she gets it. She is a special type of woman that will love you like no other. If you have a Tessa don’t let her go, she can however be hard to find. I would look in European countries and Canada for these woman, in desolate places with lots of wilderness. You must swear an oath of each other before you become and item. She has magical spirits inside of her.
I was lost until I found a Tessa. And damn she’s good at what she does.
by Lover of beautiful woman November 22, 2021
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Tessa Schofield

Absolute gigga chad history teacher. 100% Nigga travies scott sicko mode sexy.
by Josh_dumb_moments February 25, 2022
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Tessa

Tessa is a very beautiful person and everyone can see it
Boy: Damn, Tessa is hot

Girl: Right!
by Songxaydlover July 5, 2022
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Dirty Tessa

When u gotta shove a cheesestick up ur butthole because lola and Chris stole your buttplug
Hey mom can we get some cheese at the store? I might have to do a dirty tessa…
by Poot69 March 13, 2023
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Tessa-Tess of Tescos

Tessa of tescos is extremely fit and beautiful. She thinks she is a god and expects nothing less than being treated like one. If you get a tessa tess of tescos never let her go! She is very good in bed and loves to be fucked! The kinkier the better! She loves to get chained up in bed.
"Do you see that girl?"
"Damn shes fit, must be a tessa-tess of tescos!"
by dannywillcocks_11111111 May 29, 2022
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