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Tootie Tax

You have to give some of your food to your cat, a form of tax.
You can’t just eat like that, you have to pay the tootie tax.

Did you give Max his tootie tax or did you eat all your food?

Look at Thor, she’s waiting for her tootie tax while you’re stuffing your face with this cheeseburger.

Loki didn’t even bother waiting for his tootie tax, he just grabbed a piece of chicken from my plate.
by Tootielover April 11, 2023
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swamp tootie

" Bro that bitch smells likeswamp tootie dont eat that!"
by VSL December 1, 2013
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Doobie Toobie

A jar used to discreetly hide marajuana and to eliminate the scent. Commonly used by teens so they do not get caught by their parents.
Tim's parents smelt the weed in his pocket, he needs a doobie toobie.
by Mossworth Randäll November 29, 2016
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Dean Toole

Hey! You want to go to Disney and meet Micky Mouse? No, that’s sounds like a Dean Toole
by Island Fights February 2, 2022
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Banjo-Tooie worlds are too big

"Banjo-Tooie worlds are too big" is a phrase said by often people that don't like adventuring, or didn't get used of tooie's bigger worlds.
Person 1: Banjo-Tooie worlds are too big! Banjo-Kazooie is better.
Person 2: Kinda cringe tbh
by RealKazooie2000 December 2, 2022
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Big Game Toolio

One who misguidely believes he has chic fashion sense based upon 1960s safari styled television programmes.

"BGTs" are also distinguishable by the indutrial quantities of bison ear wax they use to "style" their hair. If not, "in country" they will readily replace the animal ear wax with L'Oreal hair gel or motor oil.
Look at that Big Game Toolio in the Daktari suit, he must think he's a game ranger or something

Be careful of the oil slick behind that Big Game Toolio
by doodeye August 5, 2004
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Aoife o toole

A breed of girls who specify there time in applying fake tan , scrubbing fake tan of and walking her dog . She doesn’t only do this , infact she pulls the lot! ***eoin Quinn mikey walsh Raff Malone
Friend: oh yeah fake tans on offer in boots at the mo
Aoife: omg yay! I’ve been through my 5th bottle this week

Friend : but they have only got extra dark
Aoife: that’s what I get anyways

Aoife o toole is a type of girl with a badass attitude
by Grace123Hannon September 9, 2019
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