n. A person (often a male) who takes photos at such an odd angle his look always comes out as staring at your breasts. Possibly the most awkward and uncomfortable photo to view because whichever you tilt the photo, he's there, gazing at them, usually with a weird little smile on his face.
Louise; I wanted to like Adam's photo but he had tit-eyes and it felt wrong.
Kelly; Oh my gosh, I know what you mean. You have a nice rack tho, so y wouldn't he stare?
Louise; Lol, you're so funny Kel.
Kelly; *internalised lesbian sigh*
Kelly; Oh my gosh, I know what you mean. You have a nice rack tho, so y wouldn't he stare?
Louise; Lol, you're so funny Kel.
Kelly; *internalised lesbian sigh*
by ksigirl139 September 10, 2014
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A grown boy who still suckles at his mom's tit.
A grown male who doesn't realize that the path to being a man requires cutting the apron strings.
A boy who still wants his mom to hold him to her breast and tell him he is a good boy.
A boy who hits women.
A boy who tries to steal a child from his mom so he can give said child to the grandmother as a reward for agreeing to still suckle.
A grown boy who still suckles at his mom's tit.
A grown male who doesn't realize that the path to being a man requires cutting the apron strings.
A boy who still wants his mom to hold him to her breast and tell him he is a good boy.
A boy who hits women.
A boy who tries to steal a child from his mom so he can give said child to the grandmother as a reward for agreeing to still suckle.
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