tit-eyes

n. A person (often a male) who takes photos at such an odd angle his look always comes out as staring at your breasts. Possibly the most awkward and uncomfortable photo to view because whichever you tilt the photo, he's there, gazing at them, usually with a weird little smile on his face.

Louise; I wanted to like Adam's photo but he had tit-eyes and it felt wrong.

Kelly; Oh my gosh, I know what you mean. You have a nice rack tho, so y wouldn't he stare?

Louise; Lol, you're so funny Kel.

Kelly; *internalised lesbian sigh*

tit-eyes by ksigirl139 September 10, 2014

tit suckler 

Michael Lewis Speck.

A grown boy who still suckles at his mom's tit.

A grown male who doesn't realize that the path to being a man requires cutting the apron strings.

A boy who still wants his mom to hold him to her breast and tell him he is a good boy.

A boy who hits women.

A boy who tries to steal a child from his mom so he can give said child to the grandmother as a reward for agreeing to still suckle.

A grown male who still does what his mom says to do is a tit suckler.

tit suckler by MaxMadMom December 2, 2015

Tit to stomach ratio

Tits should be bigger than the stomach on a woman and smaller than the stomach on a man

The tit to stomach ratio is way off

Tit to stomach ratio by Mr Oooo Weee July 19, 2019

tit punch 

When you punch a girl in the tits so it hurts them alot.

Girl: WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT FOR?
You: Nothing, I just punched you're breastices.

tit punch by Fok Mwe May 5, 2005

tit willow 

A foolish person who acts like a complete imbecile. An idiot, drongo, doylem, bad egg & nasty pasty are words with the same meaning.

Don't be such a tit willow

tit willow by Mrs P, sorry I mean Mrs S November 21, 2007

Tit-Man 

Farm slang for the man who milks cows

I was the best tit-man my pa ever had

The tit-man was going balls deep on the goat

Tit-Man by SqueerZ December 5, 2011

tit in a wringer 

Bothered, bent out of shape, upset, angry. Dates back to wringer clothes washers. Undoubtedly, getting one's tit caught in the wringer would have been quite upsetting.

Yes, dear, so I lost a hundred bucks playing poker. Don't get your tit in a wringer.

tit in a wringer by Croz March 4, 2005