light bill

A slang used for power or electric bill, mainly used by southern people and blacks

Aye TT ask Abby to pay ma light bill next month

by mutual masturbation March 28, 2015

Pilot Lighting

To use social media for the purpose of attracting potential mates while still in a relationship through the use of scandalous photos.

Similar to how a pilot light remains ready to ignite the furnace at all times.

Dude, did you see that chicks Instagram, she’s totally pilot lighting her boyfriend.

by Speakyourtruth December 16, 2018

light weight

Light weight is getting drunk really fast

"Are you a light weight?"
-No, it takes me 5 or more shots to get drunk!-
"Oh, I am because I get drunk really fast off 2 shots."

by blue_eyes July 12, 2004

Dark Light

Not actually an oxymoron. It's the color past ultra-violet. The technical term for it is infra-black. It can be seen quite easily under experimental conditions.

To perform the dark light experiment simply select a healthy brick wall with a good runup, and, lowering your head, charge. The color that flashes in bursts behind your eyes, behind the pain, just before you die, is infra-black.

by Raziel Xonterse November 8, 2009

light fuck

Allowing someone who is shining his/her high beams in your rear window to pass so that you may in turn shine your high beams in his rear window.

I was on the highway and some jerk was blinding me with his high beams. So, I let him pass and I light fucked him.

by Pastcha December 11, 2013

in the closet with the light on

When someone is homosexual but for whatever reason will not tell others and often pretend to be straight, though it is obvious to everyone around them they are not be straight due to social cues and stereotypical ways of dressing or acting around those of the same sex. Though they may be in the closet, it is obvious to everyone as the light in the closet gives away their presence within the otherwise dark walls of denial.

Observer 1:"Hey did you see the way she was flirting with all of those girls at the softball game yesterday?"
Observer 2: "Yeah I guess but doesn't she consider herself straight?"
Observer 1: "I'm not too sure about that, I'd say she is in the closet with the light on."

Example 2: Kristen Stewart.

by Melcor May 20, 2014

light pollution

light pollution is the misuse of artificial lighting at night, where so many lamps spill light upwards so that the dark sky is no longer dark. The stars are not visible, and this causes so many horrible things, silently killing off our planet.

Johnny: "Hey, where'd the stars go?!"

Annie: "There are so many lights that shine into the sky, the beautiful night sky is hidden from our view. To reverse light pollution, people can change all lights to ones that shine their light downwards, where it is needed."

by darkskyadvocate December 10, 2011