oxygen thief

A ridiculously lazy person. A blood sucking leech. A moocher who does absolutley nothing to earn his or her keep.

For 8 Years Vice President Gore was the stereotypical oxygen theif. That was how he secured the Democratic Nomination

by Tim Freckman March 14, 2003

Joke Thief

1. One who steals another persons jokes and claims them as his or her own.

2. Carlos Mencia

Dude: Hey man, have you seen that video where Joe Rogan calls out Carlos Mencia for stealing other comics jokes?

Bro: Yeah... Mencia is such a fucking joke thief.

by Dan 17 September 10, 2008

Picture Thief

A person who stalks someone's profile and personal pictures, and then steals them, adding it to their own profile. (usually facebook)

-irritating when the person doing it also claiming that the person in the picture is "theirs" when in fact the picture thief is too unattractive to have anyone of thier own.

-Picture Thieves usually have a whole photo album dedicated to these kind of picutres.

-Offensive when you find the pictures you have taken in someone else's photos and seemingly claimed to be theirs.

-picture thieves have nothing better to do than to stalk others profiles.

Fat Ugly cows can only have pictures of good looking men on thier profile if they become picture thieves.

That picture thief has the pictures that I have taken of my man and posted them on her facebook page.

That picture thief just stole pictures from my man's facebook page, put them on hers and claims he is hers.

by scrwubtch February 16, 2010

JBC Thief

An individual who steals a junior bacon cheeseburger knowing full well it belongs to someone else.

I put my wendys down for a second, and than some jbc thief took it. I think it was Alyssa.

by DaveDin January 01, 2009

Bucket Thief

Bucket Thief - A thief who steal buckets. Buckets are a vital asset to the Bucket Thieving Nation.

"Im stealing your buckets for the BUCKET CAUSE! FOR I AM A BUCKET THIEF AND I PLAY RUNESCAPE!!!"

by Twangmaster September 20, 2009

rice thief

someone or something that steals all your rice

Hey Tom you catch that rice thief yet?

by Asianboy9999999 February 20, 2018

thief snake

A sketchy well-known louse who torches vehicles and pockets money from local pizza establishments.
An uncertain dad who wears white new balance shoes
An unexplainable snitch

Leo Lurns is the shadiest thief snake in all of eastern canada

by Wall648acad February 02, 2017