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Ultimate Monte

The very essance of hippyness... This is the patchuli wearing... beard toting women, or men. These are the people that still burn their bra's on the barbecue and picket... even if it is only a rebellion of one.
Betsy had reached the ultimate monte when her leg hair was long enough to braid.
by Ktimothy September 4, 2008
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ultimate feast

When a guy is eating filet mignon while his girl gives him a blowjob, then the girl spits the load on mash potatoes, and then eats the mash potatoes with a fork.
Yo that girl is so freaky she gave that guy an ultimate feast!
by The Cool Guy 777 November 22, 2013
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Ultimate Chotch

A person, usually male, who must always be number one, by any means necessary, such as in sports, sexual relationships, badass things. The Ultimate Chotch is usually bullshitting, is terrible at lying, and if caught in a lie, will only lie their way out to try to cover it up. They are usually very insecure and scared what others will say. They tend to not be liked by many people, and the people they are slightly liked by get very annoyed of them very quickly. There is nothing worse then having an ultimate chotch nearby, and the only cure is:
1) the ultimate chotch losing in a fight, wether it be a beakshow or a fistfight
2) the ultimate chotch moving, or having an epiphany of their ego.
Ultimate Chotch: Yeah me and these twins fucked at my house, *gives details that no one needed to hear*

Brian: We didn't need to hear that and no one cares.

Ultimate Chotch: the twins do
*later*
Brian to twins: Did you and (insert name) screw last night?

Twins: Eww no hes gross! He tried to get on us but i smacked him.
by Brian90210 November 15, 2011
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Ultimate bamf

Someone who sneaks out of their house while grounded. Usually to participate in activities like drinking, hook ups, or watching pixar movies.
1 - Wow Lili is the Ultimate Bamf
2 - I know!! I heard she snuck out to get drunk with the biker guys.
1 - Yeh, then ditched them and went to watch Pixar with her other Ultimate bamf friend!
by Lucy Cypher April 12, 2011
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ultimate gamer

What every gamer bro aspires to be.
Epic Dude Bro 1: I wish I could be an ultimate gamer
Epic Dude Bro 2: same bro
by PapPapPap May 9, 2018
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Ultimate funzies

Really funzies; having a amazing time.
I had ultimate funzies at the concert last night because we were smoking butts.
by Funzies Guy July 25, 2023
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