What the shrek is wrong with you, you son of a shrek. You better get your shrek together or I'm going to shrek my shrek so shrek up your shrek you won't shrek again for the rest of your shrekkin life shrekker.
by That one really weird kid January 10, 2019

shrek is the true definition of beauty. he has beautiful green skin and natural bushy eyebrows, not to mention his heartwarming smile. he is so shrexy
by x_yasmxn September 13, 2019

A demigod to the geniuses who have joined the cult called The Union. Shrek is the messenger for our Lord and savior Cthulhu. Shrek is also a green ogre. He will also murder you for not bowing down to him or Cthulhu.
Person 1: Who is Shrek?
Person 2: Shrek is the amazing messenger for our Lord Cthulhu! He is a demigod and he is a green ogre!
Person 1: Wow!
Person 2: Shrek is the amazing messenger for our Lord Cthulhu! He is a demigod and he is a green ogre!
Person 1: Wow!
by A_guy_named_Tom April 15, 2020

I wanna fuck Shrek so hard
by Despacitodude69 April 28, 2019

by gnhfvaebvew,ybaew November 1, 2019

Shrek is a GOD
by Cargo_Beep_Beep March 21, 2021
