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Within 10 minutes of any online forum exchange, some twat will always write "Don't feed the troll".

The twat in question is always either:

1) Some silly old turd who has been using the Internet since 1993 and thinks there are still only about 12 people on it.

2) Some clueless middle-class mum with too much time on her hands and to whom everyone else in the world (apart from her children, Jake and Florence) is a "troll".
SeanHunter: "I think the constant rolling news format of the TV media tends to turn serious cases like the McCann kidnapping or the Venables prison recall into circuses...."

Twat: "Don't feed the troll, people"

SeanHunter: "Ah there it is... Hunter's First Law of the Internet. And in record time, you twat."
by SeanHunter March 7, 2011
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Searching the internet for the purpose of mating or nonreproductive sex.
Were you trolling the internet again? Your phone was going straight to voicemail.
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Anything that can be turned into porn will be turned into porn
Make sure to know rule 38 of the internet so you know that even your pets,elderly,and even your trees aren't safe.
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The Internet

An amazing and equally terrifying place, where you can do whatever you want... but have to be aware of everyone so you don't get lots of haters, trolls, the grammar police etc...
Wow, man. The internet is awesome!
Watch out for trolls! >XD
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The Internet is for Khorne

A: Someone's username on dakkadakka.com
B: "The internet is for porn" but the word "porn" is replaced with Khorne
The internet is for Khorne!
The internet is for Khorne!

So grab your dick and double click for

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fire up the internet

Legion of Doom's way to get itself online for evil and destructive purpouses against humanity.
*switching on evil machines*

FIRE UP THE INTERNET!
by Italian guy2 February 24, 2011
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borrow from the internet

Borrow from internet - Pirate or steal movies, games or anything from the internet.
- Did you saw the new Star Wars movie?
- No, I haven't. I can't afford tickets.
- Just borrow from the internet

Borrow from internet - Pirate or steal movies, games or anything from the internet.
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