phantom text

A text that you swear you got. Either by feeling the vibration on your leg, or hearing your tone, or in the worst of cases both. But when you check your phone you are left feeling cheated.

A texting miscarriage.

Guy 1: "Dude, let's do something"
Guy 2: "I texted those girls I met yesterday, I think they just responded. Let me see what they said... Oh nevermind, it was a phantom text..."
Guy 1: "stfu man, nobody likes you."

by VeryReliableSource August 6, 2009

trojan text

when a student at USC is robbed, mugged, stabbed or shot; other students will send out a mass text warning other students

fuck! i was going to go see someone at frat row, but i just got a trojan text

by other dude February 24, 2011

text impediment

Texting the wrong word or wrong letter within the word, creating a different meaning. Usually occurs from texting too quickly or due to an altered mental state.

Girl: I'm taking pictures of the waterfall you will love. They're wonderflu!

Boy: I just got over a bad case of wonderflu myself.

Girl: You're a bully. Making fun of little kids with text impediments.

by Two D's August 6, 2009

text whispering

When two or more people are texting each other about another person who is present.

Andrea and I were text whispering how Keri's nappy wig looked like shit!

by Text whospering May 30, 2016

texting courtesy

Verb
The act of texting someone back when they give you a bullshit response like "k"or"lol".

I hate when people text back stupid responses but i have to use texting courtesy.

by Nukanukanuka April 12, 2010

Ryan Text

An unneccesarily long body of text in which there is absolutely no point in providing that much detail

Holy shit bro this guy just sent me a Ryan Text

by DankUnicorn69 June 22, 2017

Rorshach Text

An ambiguous text message that could be interpreted any one of a number of ways. The ambiguity is often, but not exclusively, of a sexual nature.

This girl just sent me a total Rorshach text: "I was really excited to come tonight, but I'm feeling a little tired now."

I can't understand any of James's Rorshach texts, I think he must be drunk or high.

by kingmob? August 9, 2010