What you say when you see someone hit someone else in the balls so hard that you're pretty sure he's dead
Oh my God! That was testicular super-homicide!
by yrgh October 5, 2025
Get the Testicular super-homicide mug.That feeling when you bros are around you but you can’t see them, you get that little tingle in your nuts.
by Atlasisthicc69 November 6, 2025
Get the Tennessee Testicular Telepathy mug.A gruesome act where you pay for an octopus you've ordered to eat at an Asian restaurant, and instead decide to undress publicly, allowing the octopus to grip your balls with its tentacle and twist them until they turn purple and blue from lack of blood flow, while also having tentacles attached inside your ass. This is followed by a crowd chanting "Triple T, Triple T, Triple T!" as your balls are ripped off by the octopus, like a game of tether ball where the rope snaps, leaving them hanging only by the tentacles in your ass. Then you proceed to rip the octopus off yourself by swinging your body so fast that the octopus splats against the wall, leaving an ink mark and your two balls. This is finally followed by everyone shouting at once: "Bullseye!!"
Thomas never expected to receive a tentacle testicular torsion!
Laila cheered on Lucas as he started his first tentacle testicular torsion on himself!
Laila cheered on Lucas as he started his first tentacle testicular torsion on himself!
by bayharborfartsmella November 8, 2025
Get the Tentacle Testicular Torsion mug.Susan choked on Steve's balls last night. Pour things had both balls in her throat. Detective said it was the worst case of "testicular manslaughter" he ever seen
by Real-life-definitions November 14, 2025
Get the Testicular Manslaughter mug.An ancient rite of passage observed in the mountainous regions of Armenia, where "bitch ass pussy men" attempt to transform into "giga gnads" by enduring a series of brutal ball-busting sessions clad in traditional spandex loincloth.
The ritual begins at dawn, with omega males chanting ancient Armenian hymns. A village priestess, known as the "Master of Misery," usually some exasperated waifu in a pair of steel-toed stiletto heels, takes center stage. One by one, the men step forward and brace themselves for the inevitable. The kicks come fast and furious, each one accompanied by a hearty "Welcome to Armenia!" from the crowd. Some men weep. Some men keel over. Some men question every life choice that led them to this moment. But they all endure, because in Armenia, penile hemorrhages are just a sign that you’re keeping it real.
By the end of the day, the mountains echo with the sounds of groans as the men limp back to their villages, all blue-balled and clutching their bruised wangs. The ones who make it through are celebrated as heroes, their swollen testicles a badge of honor. The ones who don’t are gently carried home on their shields, because a real chad come home with your shield, or on it.
This time-honored tradition, though not for the faint-hearted, has been warmly embraced by foot fetishists around the world. It is a testament to the indomitable spirit of manhood, and the unbreakable resilience of the divine scrotum.
The ritual begins at dawn, with omega males chanting ancient Armenian hymns. A village priestess, known as the "Master of Misery," usually some exasperated waifu in a pair of steel-toed stiletto heels, takes center stage. One by one, the men step forward and brace themselves for the inevitable. The kicks come fast and furious, each one accompanied by a hearty "Welcome to Armenia!" from the crowd. Some men weep. Some men keel over. Some men question every life choice that led them to this moment. But they all endure, because in Armenia, penile hemorrhages are just a sign that you’re keeping it real.
By the end of the day, the mountains echo with the sounds of groans as the men limp back to their villages, all blue-balled and clutching their bruised wangs. The ones who make it through are celebrated as heroes, their swollen testicles a badge of honor. The ones who don’t are gently carried home on their shields, because a real chad come home with your shield, or on it.
This time-honored tradition, though not for the faint-hearted, has been warmly embraced by foot fetishists around the world. It is a testament to the indomitable spirit of manhood, and the unbreakable resilience of the divine scrotum.
Grigor got tired of being bossed around by his wife so he secretly signed up for a six-week Talin Testicular Tenacity Training course on Khan Academy.
Alexei was so fucked up by Talin Testicular Tenacity Training that he ended up in the ER.
Alexei was so fucked up by Talin Testicular Tenacity Training that he ended up in the ER.
by ShaolinDropout February 23, 2025
Get the Talin Testicular Tenacity Training mug.When your testicle is red and puffy and you have a lack of semen. Some Side effects are: Testicular cancer, small penisites (does not spread), and Extreme pain in your balls.
by Proud Feetus Carrier February 19, 2023
Get the Testicular Syndrome Disorder mug.The torture used by the tiny people living in your balls that they execute your testicle and twist it.
"Yo Kyle! Did the tiny men give you Testicular Torsion yet?"
"Nah. What about you David?"
"Yeah, hurt like getting rejected by the 6'1 emo goth mommy we saw earlier!"
"Nah. What about you David?"
"Yeah, hurt like getting rejected by the 6'1 emo goth mommy we saw earlier!"
by Fellow Jigaboo Hater May 11, 2024
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