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testicular Tuesday

“Saw it in a movie once’’- Jim Carry
by Bigboywords69420 July 18, 2023
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Testicular Telepathy

1.(Scientific)

The moment you look at a fellow male and see him take testicular damage in any way, and you twist/straighten/move your body like you were the one taking the damage.

2.(Bro Code)
The moment you go '' UUuuuuuuuuuu'' when a homie gets hit in the dicc
*Sees a random guy get hit in the nuts*
Fuckkkkkkkkkkkk bro that hurt, testicular telepathy hits hard
by DefinitelyNotRain June 16, 2022
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When someone gets hit in his nuts so hard he has to go to the hospital
by yrgh October 5, 2025
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Testicular nut blast

When you cum inside someone so much you feel a small explosion from your nuts into whatever you are jizzing into.
UGH BABE I'M GONNA HAVE A TESTICULAR NUT BLAST.
by nutty profesor April 18, 2018
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Tentacle Testicular Torsion

A gruesome act where you pay for an octopus you've ordered to eat at an Asian restaurant, and instead decide to undress publicly, allowing the octopus to grip your balls with its tentacle and twist them until they turn purple and blue from lack of blood flow, while also having tentacles attached inside your ass. This is followed by a crowd chanting "Triple T, Triple T, Triple T!" as your balls are ripped off by the octopus, like a game of tether ball where the rope snaps, leaving them hanging only by the tentacles in your ass. Then you proceed to rip the octopus off yourself by swinging your body so fast that the octopus splats against the wall, leaving an ink mark and your two balls. This is finally followed by everyone shouting at once: "Bullseye!!"
Thomas never expected to receive a tentacle testicular torsion!

Laila cheered on Lucas as he started his first tentacle testicular torsion on himself!
by bayharborfartsmella November 8, 2025
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Testicular Hydroplaning

When you thrust so hard during intercourse your testicles accidentally slide all the way in to the orifice of your choice.
I'm going at it like a freaking Jackhammer on 43rd Street, and then all the sudden I have a case of testicular hydroplaning right into her ass
by ObsidianWraith April 19, 2018
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