Sexual terrorist

That guy they don't like having around because they're secretly worried he's going to fuck someone.

Ryan Gosling is a sexual terrorist! I wouldn't want him around my girl.

by Louis Wain April 13, 2016

cellphone terrorist

The Cellphone Terrorist has the capability to disrupt classes without even being present. They will leave their belongings in class as they go for a bathroom break when, suddenly, the sound of "My Humps" fills the room. Yes, that's The Cellphone Terrorists new ring tone for this week and it isn't going to stop until they return. Those unfortunate enough to be sitting beside The Cellphone Terrorist will hang their head in shame as piercing gazes are shot directly their way.

Upon return, The Cellphone Terrorist will usually check their missed calls and proceed to call said person back by means of a covert coat-over-the-head technique that they have perfected.

*phone rings*

Jen: Hey Beth...oh yeah I know. OK I'll be there tonight. Yeah I'm in class right now, just call me back later with directions. I'll call Cindy right now and let her know.


Andrew: She is never off her phone and we are reviewing for the final.

Jake: I know man, that girl is a cellphone terrorist.

by Hector Jr October 7, 2008

sleep terrorist

someone who finds an immense amount of enjoyment by waking you up from a really deep sleep.

Chad- "God, Rachel sucks!"
Mike-"Why what'd she do this time?"
Chad- "I was sleeping like a log and she woke me up for no reason!"
Mike- "What a sleep terrorist..."

by mel4 November 27, 2009

water terrorist

A person who takes extremely long showers, usually in excess of 3 hours, and almost always uses up all the hot water.

Also see shower terrorist

Man, Bagha's such a water terrorist, he's been in there for 4 hours. All the hot water's probably gone.

by L-Boogie January 16, 2005

Achmed the dead terrorist

funny dead terrorist who makes fun of muslims, jews, terrorists and anything else to do with the middle east

Achmed the dead terrorist: I KILL YOU!!!

by Nss191489 June 14, 2008

Fart Terrorist

a crule and senseless act, where one slides up next to an unexpecting victim/victims and releases a silent bomb.

My friend always sneeks up on us and passes the worst gas. We never hear a thing, just pleasnt conversation then boom! Eyes watering, nose burning, running for safety.He is such a Fart Terrorist.

by greek god of trains August 16, 2012

myspace terrorist

Someone who bombards your myspace with a ton of posts.

Have you been to my myspace lately? Jill is a real myspace terrorist.
Geez, look at all of this spam on my wall. Darn myspace terrorists.

by drunkbigb April 17, 2007