task force

Group of useless corporate professionals put in place to examine a particular situation/aspect of a company which has no bearing on the success of the company. Extrememly inefficient and are usually inferior employees. Those placed on the "task force" think they serve a purpose and makes the office aware. Do not bring in business/clients and create more work for those who do. Essentially a cost center and a drain on resources. Should be fired.

"We have created a printer paper task force to control our paper useage."

"I was just put on the stapler task force yesterday. I'll be promoted to CEO in no-time."

by gtrdude485 October 7, 2009

tasker

A man with unsually long, large and sometimes pathologically hairy nipples

Hey man you cold? Nah I'm just a tasker

by yw_217 May 25, 2006

Task Force 141

'Task Force 141' is a fictional task force taken place in the 'Modern Warfare' universe in the United States. Task Force 141 was set up by Alex after faking his death in Modern Warfare 2019.

"What will you will this task force?" "Task Force 141."

by spacemaker2win December 11, 2020

united nation intelligence taskforce

A hidden organisation covering up the existence of alens. they were founded by NATO.

"I know them there, united nation intelligence taskforce there good people"

by Cyrill July 30, 2006

tasku

1. Bi
2. Hentai Otaku
3. Bald

aka your mom goes to college

*baka ninnin*
*stfu smf lol sob jk*
*I am yoshimitzu*

by Institutionalized January 21, 2005

taskbar turmoil

The sense of chaos that is created when too many programs/windows are open on one desktop computer.

ADD person at work: "My computer is being so slow; I, consequently, feel lethargic."
Responsible coworker: "You must have taskbar turmoil! How many AIM conversations do you have up!?"

by taskbar-gal March 30, 2009

Scottified Taskmaster

Scottified Taskmaster The perfect man who will dance in the rain, and show you off and make you feel important. He will steel you're heart and make you feel like you are his everything. And when you least expect it, the Scottifie part happens, and every aspects of your life is nothing, lifeless, hopeless, loveless, and broken.

Scottified Taskmaster is a perfect prince charming from hell.
Yes i fell for my Scottified Taskmaster.
Scottified Taskmaster, and Angel are a perfectly imperfect love turned into a deserted disaster.

by Imperfectly perfect disaster July 9, 2019