Tampon Snatcher

The swift skill of a white ninja who can safely remove a tampon from a women's vagina with hands or mouth while remaining incognito.

Hide your kids, hide your wife, there's a tampon snatcher snatching up your tampons.

by The puffy Wey December 29, 2013

Tampon Tiffany

A girl named Tiffany who loves tampons and everything about them. She sleeps with them, eats with them, and even occasionally fucks them.

"Do you know that girl tiffany, she likes tampons."
"Yeah dude she's a fucking tampon tiffany."

by Charnizzles December 31, 2011

Tampon Turtle

When your tampon pokes out like a turtle head.

"Yesterday I sneezed during a meeting and for the rest of the afternoon my tampon turtle drove me crazy!"

by mcknazzy December 31, 2011

Satan's Tampon

a spiritual trauma bomb, specifically fitted for a metaphorical suicide vest

"DO NOT pull on satan's tampon!" .."if you make him mad, he's gonna blow up on you!"

A.K.A: "Bloody Hell."

by Satans-Tampon November 6, 2023

no tampon December

Girls can't use the tampon in december or they will lose the challenge

I have just lost NTD (no tampon December)

by WeirdChallenges November 2, 2019

Periodt, no tampon

Period is another word for a cis-womans monthly discharge, and a tampon is used for them to control it. This phase is use for a ironic, humorous affect.

"She gon' get dragged periodt, no tampon".

by SlangLiterature October 21, 2020

Minion tampons

A minion tampon. Popular for Kylee Henke's Zoobe video.

"Is this a joke? Minion tampons? Fucking minion tampons?! Because yeah, you're having your period. You're bleeding against your will. So why don't you shove a fucking minion up your vagina? I mean, what's next? Minion dildos? Why would anyone want to shove a minion into their vagina?! I swear to god this better be a fucking joke."

by l0verB0y? July 24, 2022