Swedish hooker breakfast

Noun/ Verb .: The act of consuming Gevalia brand cappuccino coffee, and a cigarette of any brand in the place of a healthy and nutritious breakfast.

Guy 1: Hey, Hans, do you wanna hit up Wally Waffle for some hearty breakfast?

Guy 2: Nein, ich hatte schon eine Swedish Hooker Breakfast...

Guy 1: Way to go for a healthy breakfast you slutty European fruitcake. Are you trying to piss off Tony the Tiger?

by Cryzak October 13, 2013

swedish bitch

A person who is acting like a total sarcastic jack ass to everyone

Shut up you Swedish bitch

by Soggy January 18, 2017

Swedish Jesus Taco

When you're having sex with a girl in the doggy style position and you pull out your dick and cut it off, at the same time cooking bagels in a deep fryer. You then cover the whole area in peanut butter and a dragon comes in and has a threesome with you and the girl while rolling around in the peanut butter and there is SO MUCH SEX OH YES THERES LOTS OF SEX

So me and my girlfriend had a Swedish Jesus Taco last night.

Shit was cash.

by GHeroLinkinPark April 29, 2010

swedish seat

n: Sexual Position. Mans starts by laying flat on his back and raising his feet as if to point toward the ceiling. Man then lets his feet fall towards his face untill toes are pointed over his head & he is looking at his knees. Woman then points his penis straight up & sits down facing away on him like a chair. Woman sits up & down on him for as long as he lasts.

She wore me out with an exotic sex position called the Swedish Seat.

by Chris Lange August 14, 2006

Swedish Torpedo

An inconspicuous, otherwise neutral Nordic male with an unnervingly thick penis also known as the Swedish Torpedo. Swedish Torpedo is reminiscent of a nuclear mushroom cloud, and is usually demonstrated by its owner when there is a need to assert himself in an effortlessly superior way. Swedish Torpedo is a rare and precious occurrence. It is speculated that Swedish Torpedo is an evolutionary tool to ensure the steady reproduction levels among Scandinavians, when natural means such as aggressiveness, heterosexuality and chest hair have been eliminated by the evolutionary process.

E: guess what, Swedish Torpedo is coming for a visit.
T: Cool, you might get laid!
E: It is not that hard to get laid!
T: Yeah, but Swedish Torpedo is one of a kind. A nice thick penis is hard to turn down.

by Brigittathedanishtennisplayer October 21, 2010

sweet swedish cheeba

1. Incredible type of marijuana aquired only by those who have connections or mad dough

Ill take an ounce of that sweet swedish cheeba

by ABJ March 20, 2005

Swedish Sidecar

This is when a female is driving a vehicle with a male in the passenger seat and she leans over to give oral sex to the male passenger while he grabs the wheel

"yah dude while me and Tracy were driving over here we had a little Swedish Sidecar action going on"

"Dude , next time Michelle drives .. BAMM!!! Swedish Sidecar time"

by Raven7.0 March 31, 2009