Survivor

(television show) Why the world hates America.

They should make a "world" version of Survivor and just film the people in Syria.

by Nextincarnation May 12, 2013

surrive

To own all of the noobs. A lot. A lot more than you should.

- Ricky

"I surrived that mofo."

by Ricky Wyman February 25, 2008

survival

when you are in the wilderness and you have no food or water, so you are left to rely on jacking off, and drinking the hydrating fluid of your penis commonly called SEMEN. The act of eating your children will give you the strength to continue on your journey.

Bear Grylls has excellent survival instincts

by ilovephillip May 4, 2018

survivor guilt

the shame felt at knowing every word to "Eye of the Tiger"

Dude at karaoke I sang Eye of the Tiger and realized I didn't even need to look at the screen! Brought on a huge case of Survivor guilt!

by AmalLokisdottir December 12, 2009

survival games

The Minecraft mini-game parody of Hunger Games. Exactly like the book except you are a tribute and "play" the games.
Minecraft is a indie sandbox game that is currently trending.

"Im going to win the survival games!
-BajanCanadian

by ShadowNecroMacer April 12, 2014

Survivalism

Survivalism: American (in general, Caucasian) fascination with basic life skills that the average person of every other country in the world is taught as children.

You: Hey, dude, want to go up in the woods and practice some survivalism? I want to try some primitive fire making.

Me: Oh, sure. That sounds like fun. My grandma taught me a few tricks when I was 10 years old.

by IBummedYourMum December 5, 2012

Survivance

Your ability to survive and avoid at the same time.

My druids survivance is over 9000!

by Zebrabutt October 28, 2008