Sprainus

An aliment caused by the passing of an abnormally large stool.

"Blimey! that was like crapping a melon! I think I've caused myself a sprainus”

by Mr NT September 14, 2010

Count Sprackula

An elusive meth head (spracker) that sleeps during the day and cooks up some good-ass meth in the evening when the sun goes down.

Man, did you see Count Sprackula lurking in the woods? I think that's where his lab is.

by pjilbs July 16, 2006

sprack

Slang for Methamphetamine. Originates from Orem-Provo area, Utah.

"Dave, after you're done slammin that shit, draw me up some sprack too."

by Mike Lee aka somebody July 20, 2003

sprain

A really painful muscle expansion that hurts to move in certain directions or ways. Sprains usually are going to hurt for about 3 or so weeks. I have a sprained foot and I can barely walk on it. I'm in a boot, so clearly sprains are pains. ( IT RHYMES SO IT'S 100% TRUE ) I'm not sure what the types of sprain are but I know they hurt. If you think you have a sprain go to the doctor ASAP ! Sprains can last a while so talk to your doctor and he/she will work things out.

1. Oh no, Mommy! I think I may have sprained my ankle!

2. I may sprain my ankle if I trip over these boulders.

by Whitegirl status ( STARBUCKS ) May 5, 2014

Sprague High School

A high school in the southern area of Salem, Oregon. It's population include stuck-up jocks, bitchy girls who wear jeans that cost as much as a large apartment, sluts who wear two inches of make-up, and every other annoying fuck-up you can think of. Sprague hosts some of the most ignorant and cocky kids in the country. The kids who go there are spoiled by their 'American Dream' families. Their overly-expensive cars and gas are paid off by their upper middle-class to upper-class parents who live through their children. They also always make sure to flash their newest generation of iPhones. The teachers aren't all together too bad, but they let the brats who go there walk all over them. Not everyone who goes there is too bad, but the white trash preps and horny teenagers with heads the Africa easily outnumber anything good.

Bitchy Sprague High School Girl 1: Wow, fuck off, my parents own a restaurant chain. I'm so much better than you.
Bitchy Sprague High School Girl 2: Oh please, my dad owns a dealership, the rest is fucking history

~~~

Average Girl: Hey, what's your name?
Bitchy Sprague High School Girl: You're not rich enough and your clothes aren't expensive enough, go away.

by ashhartsuckedme September 6, 2013

spraked

high on crystal meth, by a large amount.

That guy was incredibly spraked

by Brandon Dew January 31, 2006

first soprano

The absolute highest voice in a choir, and undoubtedly the sexiest (when it belongs to a girl, on a guy it's just creepy).

Dude, did you hear that first soprano bust that high D? Damn, that was hot.

by roundhouse grasshopper October 2, 2010