stump

A short, poorly dressed porn actress; specifically Kendra Jade

Look at the stump hanging on to Lukas Rossi like a cold sore.

by BettyBlooper March 23, 2007

stumpy

A short, fat, harry girl who people often mistake for a legless, male rat

Woah, is that a rat or a stumpy?

by BIZATCH MWAHAHHA June 26, 2003

Tree Stump

One who has such an emensly huge "chode"(or short fat penis) that the cock is so short and fat that it could be mistaken for a tree stump.

"hey dude that girl over there wnats know how big your dig is, no joke." "Rilly?" Well it's about this long and this fat......."EWWW DUDE YOU HAVE FUCKIN' TREE STUMP?!?!?!!?"

by Max C May 5, 2005

Stupak

To be betrayed by someone you thought was an ally.

Caesar said: “Dude, I was stupaked by Brutus on the way to the Senate.”

by Pappy86 March 22, 2010

Stump Grinding

Having sex with a man with a small penis, usually as the only alternative to a night alone.

Joan was happy to leave the club with John, but when they got to his place and disrobed, she decided that a night of stump grinding was better than going home.

by Srini January 8, 2009

stumpy

A dick that is 2 times the size wide as it is long

Man, I don't know what the hell that thing was, looked like a stumpy

by joe blow November 12, 2002

stump

a person who is short and stuby in stature

brian you are such a little damn stump

by jerkoffamestupkowski January 1, 2008