Staching

The act of two men rubbing their mustaches together in a sexual or non sexual way.

After a long night of drinking Paul and Todd decided they wanted to push their friendship to the next level by staching.

by KingSoggy July 3, 2019

Hero Stache

When a man applies mascara to his Rapist Stache Then lets the mascara stay on for a few days, With the end results of a better looking Stache. A Hero Stache.

Dill: Hey man is that mascara on yo Stache?
Spencer: Yeah man.
Dill: Why?
Spencer: Just wait a day or two, And my mustache will become more magnificent than ever.
Dill: Oh, So a Hero Stache?
Spencer: Precisely.

by UrbanBoogy July 11, 2009

Cop Stache

A bad ass mustache primarily sported by old-school cops and homosexuals.

Never trust a cop without a mustache! Also known as the shakeyhead.com special. Hey dude check out my cop stache. Wow you look like a real life shakey head!

by I Have Allergies December 27, 2008

skoch

1. A fraction of a generally short period of time. 2. Something that does not last long.

"I gotta run to the store I'll be back in a skoch"

by God May 30, 2003

paco stache

A cheesy, barely-there moustache that you would see typically on a teenage boy who is just getting facial hair.

Check out the paco stache on that guy!

by Beth November 7, 2003

pussy stache

an overabundance of pubic hair growing above or around a vagina or the stubbly regrowth in said area

Hey Tom, why don't you quit mowing the lawn and come help me shave my pussy stache?!

by steadhotbody October 11, 2005

Hitler Stache

When a woman has a little patch of hair (usually square) above their vaginal crease, also sometimes called a Soul Patch or The European.

Madi is a sexy tan brunette that sports the Hitler Stache above her love hole.

by FedInTheA July 16, 2010