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Unsuccessful Status

When one posts a status on facebook and expects it to receives likes/comments, yet it fails to generate a response.
Facebook status: ....is going to get shitfaced in Tijuana, let's hope they don't find the blow in my pocket!

3 hours later.....

"Nobody liked this or said anything about it? Man must be an unsuccessful status."
by pastellia October 17, 2011
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Status Update Syndrome

People who update their status too much on Facebook, Hogging up the news feed and talking insignificant rubbish, or pretty much revealing their personal lives bit by bit just to get attention.
" I woke up" 7.00am

"Im brushing my teeth, LOL" 7.01am

"Thinking should I have semi skimmed or full fat" 7.03am

"Since I got no reply, I will use full fat LMAO" 7.04am

"Why isnt nobody responding?" 7.05am

"I think I got Status Update Syndrome :'("
by Theresonlyoneash May 31, 2010
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Status Apparatus

N. The intended effects of a group of insecure people who all set their facebook statuses about the same lame event or about each other in an attempt to look awesome or exclusive.
"Did you see John's, Paul's, George's, and Ringo's statuses about how much fun they had at the roller derby? I wish I was cool enough to get invited to go with them sometime."-Ben

"Don't wish that. It's all just a status apparatus. They're really just a group of four lonely guys who get together and try to rollerskate their lonliness away."--Ken
by ellejaytea November 5, 2010
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MySpace status war

When two or more people change their myspace status' to insults directed at other people. Other people may join resulting in two sides going at each other. Often very entertaining to watch
Last night Ben changed his status to 'fuck you Andrea, a full blown MySpace status war ensued.
by benny j 94 December 22, 2008
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urbandictionary status updater

N.

(masculine form)

1 - A complete toolbag who updates his status on Facebook to the definition of his name on urbandictionary.com. However, this toolbag only selects a definition that says he is a stud, has a huge penis, and/or is great in bed. This toolbag is prone to skipping over the definitions that reveal he has friction burns on his palms because he cannot get a date.

(feminine form)

1 - A shallow and insecure woman who updates her status on Facebook to the definition of her name on urbandictionary.com. She only selects the ones that say how sexy she is, even though she isn't. She occassionally chooses the ones that say how slutty she is because she thinks it is sooooooo funny. Little does she know she will now never get a real job that doesn't require her to use her mouth in the "service" industry.
CEO: Johnson, bring me the resume of that young lady who interviewed the other day.
Johnson: Sir, we Googled her name and found out she is an urbandictionary status updater.
CEO: We can't hire that slut to be our new VP! Well, at least we'll see her at Scores. How about that resume of that guy who interviewed yesterday?
Johnson: Same problem sir, he's a toolbag urbandictionary status updater.
CEO: Call him back for another interview . . . and when he shows up, let's beat him with a lead pipe.
by HatesFBUpdaters February 4, 2010
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God Status

When someone or something is just too good to be the work of a mere human.
Dude, did you just see that? I just scored a whole court shot!
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You've just been promoted to God Status
by ZedZed February 1, 2013
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update your status

A Facebook reference that occurs when someone comes to you with something that happened a long time ago and is really old.
"But I thought you were working on a novel?" Nameless, uninformed person asks.

"Dude, I gave that up months ago. Update your status."
by Charmayne K. April 13, 2010
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