Standard Lesbian Behavior

Standard Lesbian Behavior is characterized by lesbians who fall into the trap of behaviors that we all know and love/hate.
Generally being a passive aggressive psycho with borderline stalker behavior. We've all been there.

Standard Lesbian Behavior Examples:

-Playing Rugby, Softball, Soccer, Lacrosse, Field Hockey
-Dating a teammate from above teams
-Saying I love you to your girlfriend within 30 business days
-Deleting your ex off facebook / re-adding her / deleting her again
-Owning multiple snapbacks / hats (lesbians love head gear)
-Adding random lesbians on facebook and messaging them without even meeting
-OKCreeping
-Showing up at the bar with the same outfit as multiple men
-Creepily following / crushing on someone on Instagram you.have.never.met
-Not just possesing cats, but being possesive and obsessive of cats

-Multiple uploads per week of said cat to Instagram
-Liking a rando lez's pics on all forms of social media.

-Owning Timberlands - if ur a dykey lez

there are so,many,more but I refuse to give you em all

by Molly F April 26, 2013

Pagan Standard Time

(Also abbreviated P.S.T)

1. Fashionably late
2. (when preceded by a definite hour) Within half an hour or so of.

1. Don't worry, Dave will be here, he's on Pagan Standard Time.
2. We'll be holding our Samhain Ritual at 8:00 Pagan Standard time.

by Zak Zennii August 10, 2005

Standard Equipment

The fact that all chicks are bat-crazy, in some way. The partner must accept this and take it in stride, if they want the relationship to work.

Matt: I swear, Kim is nuts.

Jim: They all are. It's standard equipment.

by jimsnow0 November 17, 2012

standards based grading

fuckin stupid

Hey, you know what's fucking stupid? Standards based grading.

by quacker1234 March 29, 2015

Boss Standard Time

When you work at a small gas station, and the person that relieves you of your shift is your boss. since he is the boss he doesnt have to be on time. Being upwards of 1 hour late.
So he is on his own time zone known as BST.

I was supposed to get off work at 6am CST but didnt get off until 6am Boss Standard Time BST .. which was more like 6:40CST.

by bababoobababa March 12, 2011

Cannabis Standard Time

Time dilation caused by cannabis use.
30 minutes CST = 5 minutes SST(Sober Standard Time)

High Guy 1: Dude, I just thought an hour went by, but it was only 10 minutes
High Guy 2: That's just Cannabis Standard Time man, it happens to all of us

by DJHughGRection June 15, 2013

Asian Schooling Standards

The Asian Schooling Standards go above and beyond the typical western grading Scale. The passing grade of the western standard is ye ole C-. With Asians however. A- is the lowest that is rarely accepted by the species known as the tiger mum. Any less than that and it is certain death by starvation. If you are asian you know. if you are western pray for thankfulness.

Tiger Muma: B+? B PLUSSSSSSSSSSSSS?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DEATH BY KATANA. YOU FAIL THE ANCIENT ASIAN SCHOOLING STANDARDS

Failure of an Asian: I got a B+. I have dishonoured myself, my family, my cow and my chickens.

by AsTheWindBlows July 14, 2016