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Passive Stalking

When a guy gets himself into the "friend zone" with a girl puposefully, acting as her best friend until the opportunity arises to have sex with her when she is drunk, vulnerable, etc.

May be dangerous, can cause emotional damage, and requires much experience to use the dreaded friend zone to your advantage
"haha! Ryan totally got himself stuck in the friend zone!!"

"No dude he's just passive stalking"
Passive Stalking by B.Mathers March 10, 2009
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myface stalking 

When you or someone you know reads EVERY comment on a persons myspace/facebook to acquire information on a person, then, when in a conversation the said person acts like they knew the information, as if they were told. But clearly the only way they knew was by reading other people comments.

Legal Stalking 

The act of Stalking someone on a Social Network , like Facebook , Myspace , Twitter , etc .
Kate : How was the movie
John : I didnt tell you i wan going to the movies
Kate : I was on your wall
Jonh : so , you were Legal Stalking me again
Kate : Dont Try to change the subject
John : (Dam you Facebook)
Legal Stalking by Oshizzy February 22, 2011

power stalking 

when someone uses power school to find ones address and phone number.
hay do you have a pool? - uhhh ya, are you power stalking me?
power stalking by chickenboat April 23, 2011

retro-stalking 

Commenting or liking friends' statuses from over a month ago. This is usually achieved via facebook's Previous Status Updates feature.
Example of retro-stalking:
Your Friend
Im ready for highschool to be over with!
May 2010

You
ME TOO!!!!
March 2011
retro-stalking by retrostalker April 26, 2011

Scroll Stalking 

When you scroll down your news feed on facebook to find a post by a specific person just to click it and view their wall because you feel like a creep when typing their name in the search bar.

Finding a specific post to click on instead of searching the person's name on facebook.
"I don't want to feel like a creepy stalker so i'll just Scroll Stalk that girl i met at the game yesterday, bro"

"Bro, Scroll Stalking sounds retarded."

Comment stalking

When some one looks though previous posts comments on any social media and likes or comments on them. Comment stalking is similar woth comment sections
Spongebob commented on my post from a month ago, he is comment stalking
Comment stalking by Domclems November 30, 2017