shontay

Shontay means that your fuckin awesome

Shontay is the name of a girl that's cool as a cucumber

and another thing she's tired and hungry.

"Shontay o yeah that cool chick"

by blahb;ansjkc October 24, 2018

spontaneous

Used by girls on popular dating sites to make them seem more interesting than they really are. Spontaneous is synonymous with uncreative and unoriginal. Spontaneous people don't like to plan, because it requires too much thinking. They like getting lost while driving, because they're usually not the ones driving, they don't have things to do when they get home, and talking about scenery is a good distraction from talk about who they really are.

"If I could describe myself in one word, it would be spontaneous."

by CoreyF February 13, 2008

Spota

A demanding resturaunt customer that beleives any menu item ordered is lacking something. Dissatisfaction is epressed with the term spota.

Man, I was having a good shift at Chili's until I got a table full of Spotas. Evidently our shrimp pasta "spota have more shrimp and spota have more suace."

Spota have more shrimp, spota have more sauce, fuck this shit lemme talk to yo boss.

by D Master Flash and Stevo November 11, 2006

spantacular

Fusion of spectacular and fantastic. Intended to imply both spacious and visionary qualities.

The Pacific when viewed from Central America's continental divide is spantacular, especially under heavy influence of psilocybin.

by snaab May 15, 2005

Spontanious Animal Combustion

Phenomenon in which any animal caught defacating on my lawn bursts into flames, and it wasn't my fault.

Bob: "Howdy neighbor! By any chance, have you seen my sweet little Sparky? He's been missing for two days now."

Jeffy: "Uhhh....uhhhhh....I didn't do it."

Bob: "What?"

Jeffy: "You're not gonna believe this: I was mowing my lawn the other day and...I smelled something...burning. I looked over to see poor Sparky engulfed in a ball of fire, yelping for help......but by the time I reached him he was utterly consumed and only his ashes remained. That's what happened to Sparky. I'm not lying, it was Spontanious Animal Combustion Bob."

Bob: ".............*gurgles*"

by Jeffy the Retarded Beaver August 19, 2007

spoontang

(noun) A combination of the words 'spoon' and 'poontang'. 'Spoon' representing a sexual position where one partner is held in parallel (also referred to as '66' or '99'), and 'Poontang' meaning the vagina, and more generally, intercourse. Usage is rare, following the same rules as 'poontang', and simply specifies a certain position to be used.

"Going home to get some spoontang from the old lady."

NOTE:
"On Sunday mornings, I like to spoon with my girl"

compared to,

"On Sunday mornings, I like to get some spoontang."

by Drooch June 1, 2006

sportaholic

Someone who is obsessed with sports but does not actually need to be good at them

Dude, Sam is such a sportaholic but he sucks like shit on the court.

by The Knower Of Everything July 17, 2007