Shiternet Exploder

Shiternet Exploder is a derogatory term for Internet Explorer which is used to emphasize the rendering engine of IE and the fact that Microsoft does not support web standards because it wants to replace it with something that helps them to take your money.

1) "This browser, Shiternet Exploder, has succeeded in only one thing: it has turned the internet into shit."
2) "This browser exploded my favorite website and it gave me a virus that made my computer explode!"

by jhuni February 21, 2009

Piece of Shiternet

An internet connection that is slow enough to cause aggravation for the user.

Me: What a piece of shiternet!
You: What are you talking about?
Me: I'm trying to watch something on my netbook but, the free wi-fi here sucks balls!
You: Oh, I briefly thought you were a mental patient.

by cdgnotparis March 10, 2011

Shitegeist

That which is popular but ultimately worthless. often based upon media based images and embodying a crippling shallowness. By it's nature, transitory, so today's shitegeist is tomorrows chip wrappings. Defived from Zeitgeist, but embodying the meaningless of postmodern culture.

"Peter Andre and Katie Price define the current shitegeist"

"Britney's chavvy new look really captures the shitegeist"

by Motoguzzi May 23, 2009

shite rider

Term referring to a homosexual.

Shite Rider, a shadowy flight into the dangerous world of anal sex.

Michael Shite, a young loner on a crusade to champion the cause of the mincer, the faggot, in a world of ass-rammers who operate above the law.

Watch him, he's a shite rider.

by texaspete777 April 16, 2007

Shiteall

An Irish jig, syrup, rug. A wig, so called because there is shite all underneath it.

Look at that sorry shiteall on Terry Wogan (Irish radio & tv 'personality'), and Bruce Forsyth's (Brit tv presenter) shiteall looks like a birdsnest, the twat.

by Fatknacker December 9, 2008

shite and onions

Possibly akin to the German expression translated "shit with mustard!" It exaggerates the repugnance of shit by evoking the image of eating it. With mustard, or with onions, either expression is amusing and ... well ... distasteful.

Found in "Ulysses" by James Joyce: "O! Mr Dedalus cried, giving vent to a hopeless groan. Shite and onions! That'll do, Ned. Life is too short."

by Little Ray d'Sunshine January 19, 2016

Web shite

Name given to an Internet page that refuses to load properly or at all.

"Blimey. MySpace isn't showing my media player on the page. Guess it's a Web shite today."

by thesunnydevil May 14, 2009