Crystal whale spearing

A slang term originating from Huntsville, AL, to crystal whale spear is when you fuck a fat bitch off of the drug crystal meth.

Me and the boys went crystal whale spearing last night! It was awesome!

by Lorangecreampopsicle February 10, 2023

Fuck Yeah Seaking!

The best meme evar, created by /b/tards.
Seaking is a water Pokémon, also, the best Pokémon.

Mootle: ''so i herd u liek mudkipz?''
/b/tard: ''ya i liek dem its teh only awesome pokémon!''
Awesome /b/tard: ''FUCK YEAH SEAKING!'''
/b/: ''FUCK YEAH SEAKING! SEAKING ROCKS!''

by Lolwut!? January 11, 2008

Sneaking Harold

When a man has a prairie dog and the woman sucks on it as if she were giving the shit head.

Dude, Lisa just gave me a sneaking harold in the bathroom after 4th block!

by Grayson and Seth October 21, 2010

Smeaking

A ritual in which guys are just being dudes

Did you hear me and the boys were smeaking last night?

by Andd2112 June 26, 2019

Clam Spearing

Clam spearing is fucking in the usual heterosexual manner, i.e. penis into vagina. The spear is a metaphor for the penis, the clam is a metaphor for the vagina.

I'd love to do some clam spearing when I get home from work tonight

by Rodolphe May 18, 2005

Spearing the bearded clam

A phrase used in the place of sex

I saw you over there and was wondering if we could be spearing the bearded clam back at my place.

by Cres October 2, 2012

Steaking

The ritual where one covers their body in raw steak and calls to the steak God through a series of low pitched yells.

Steven's love for steak can only be fully expressed through his daily steaking sessions.

by Brillton June 29, 2014