Grandma-sized

the typical “plump” figure that many grandmas have.

mee-maw is SO grandma-sized

by fernandobear333 December 24, 2021

david-sized

incredibly small, microscopic, chodish, miniscule, little, tiny -usually referring to the pleasing size of a penis,dick, cock, wood, pocketrocket, etc.

Savannah Mack loves Jack's little tiny david-sized cock.

by savannah mack October 17, 2008

Overly-Sized Clit

Being a pain in the ass or a situation that is too hard to bare.

1. You are being an Overly-Sized Clit right now, you just broke my new dildo, you lint-licker!
2. This Exam is such an Overly-Sized Clit.
Adj., V., N., Adv.

by Pantor V. Bichop March 7, 2010

man sized hit

1) the inhalation of a large amount of marijuana smoke; a lung shredding, gut wrenching, and/or mind blowing toke

You seen that kid pywiz toke? He takes man sized hits.

by Krytonic Chronic March 6, 2005

Mr. Right Someday

A man may be labelled 'Mr. Right Someday' if a man/woman thinks that right now he isn't an ideal partner but knows he could be her/his 'Mr Right' someday in the future.

Linda: "So why are you guys not in a relationship?"
Brenda: "Because he's not ready for a relationship yet. He's my Mr. Right Someday!"

by Bananasandpears September 21, 2012

keyser soze

To leave your friends at the bar for whatever reason. See houdini

Dude - you totally keyser sozed on us last night. What happened?

by yosdk August 18, 2005

andrew sized

Any person, place, or thing that is small in size. To be used in place of the word small, or any words relating to it.

He said that his house was huge, but it was just Andrew Sized.

by AndrewSized January 14, 2008